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linguinilover01.bsky.social
he/him - 28 - BLM - 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇹🇺🇸 - INFJ-T - 18+ ONLY MDNI - chi - not a gainer, just chubby 🫃🏻- 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ https://linktr.ee/son.of.a.pizza.man?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=ca73ce80-8478-4dac-a433-4e655c8900c1
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I think we could do it if we tried tbh 💫

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“Millennial green” … I think gen-z needs to worry about their fascism issue before declaring a whole ass color as “cheugy”. That’s just me tho!

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goodnight ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

🔍🔎

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we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

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Just as str8 as Saint Lucia!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Yall her pussy is green!

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When I talk with oomfs who are in their early 20s, they always make jokes about me being 28. Then when I say “you weren’t there for that!”, all of a sudden it’s “you’re not that much older than me like wtf I was there too”. So which is it…? Quickly?!

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how it feels to be 28 on here

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I hit 10k on Twitter… So, what now?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

this diva* *rainbow eucalyptus tree

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Me letting patrons know the library closes in 5 mins

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1996

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There is this guy on tik tok/insta who is genuinely one of the most attractive men on the app, but he continues to post the corniest videos ever and it’s so terrifying

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

tomatoes. tom ate toes

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submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

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One of my most hater takes is ppl that laugh at EVERYTHING piss me off. Like that wasn’t funny, why are you guffawed? And then I think, damn… I’m angry at someone’s happiness. Let me just stfu

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just vote… just vote

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

The way some of you gays will fawn over anyone who is white and “fit” lmaooooo jack quaid, patrick schwarzenegger… quite literally click randomizer on the sim editor and there you go 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

I am tootsie scooter.

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Oh yeah I’m fat? I’m fat? I can lose weight. You need 10 grand to fix your fucking face

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

and if I ever see that bitch yubaba …

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Does anyone else tear up while they pee? Not always, but very often I will fully cry from relief (I think?)

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OF gays clocking into work like

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LMAO I actually messaged them asking why their bio said no chubs and explained also that saying “be clean” is unsavory, and they ended up blocking me but changed their bio before that 😭 okayyyyyy

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Blank profiles with “no chubs” in their bio, then tapping me… GTFO

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment