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breaking news!!! sebulba has entered the tri wizard tournament!!!

used an infinite health cheat and still only got to level 33 (fish and crypts)

daddy magics dad bod is a papa physique

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big money riker out here making it rain

this guy's playing Oscar nominated songs and I really want him to play Miss Misery by Oscar nominated singer songwriter Elliott Smith

me: public heartfelt declaration of love @porksweats.bsky.social :

what if I have the cilantro soap gene but I really like the taste of soap?

this taqueria has a middle school dance music playlist going

my husband @porksweats.bsky.social is the best thing ive ever found on the internet

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just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

On Feb. 10th, 2001, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold.

Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate

making the crowd sing yr lines so you don't get fined by the fcc

barry keoghan threw them laptops better than patrick mahomes threw footballs last night

and gritty is happy and if gritty is happy then we are all ~safe~

maybe they'll bench the ugly guy

emerald nuts really had the lock on best Superbowl ads there for awhile