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〘If all the mountains were of silver and gold, What would they profit a man who lives in constant fear of death?〙 #1 BB (Bluesky Burgerposter) chaotic neutral bi enby / any pronouns Art: @selenephy.bsky.app NFTs and AI """art""" DNI
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Goblin

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There's a Maine coon kitten (11 months) at the bar and I am LOSING what is LEFT of my MIND

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

thinking on how one of the main privileges about being a dude on the internet is all the negative responses to this have been on main and I haven't had a single DM telling me to kill myself, compared to the experience someone with a girly pfp might get

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Half of my timeline is just @hammancheez.bsky.social quoting 🫠 and its funny as hell

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ok like while being single for most of my life has kinda sucked i also think it’s made me a way better adult

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

For those who might be confused: Candy is imaginary food

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submitted 4 days ago • 38 comments

I'll be at Kelowna ComiCon THIS WEEKEND, June 28-29th. Come get a sketch or say hello!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Take this and go, ya horny bastards. #tf2 #teamfortress2

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

zookeepers are mercenaries. "zookeeper" is an oppressive class, like trekkie people or vegetarian people.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

👨‍⚕️👨‍🏭👷‍♂️

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

there's music that sounds like drums were put at the top and there's music that sounds like drums were put at the bottom

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

umm your joke was already made by a minor twitter account in 2014, like maybe read the entire internet before you post?

submitted 19 days ago • 20 comments

Legend of Zelda is better than The Wizard of Oz.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

All hot girls have tummy problems and baby when it comes to gastrointestinal distress I am the hottest bitch you know

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

i feel like if someone wants to ring my doorbell they should send me a text first asking if it's okay for them to call me, and then call me to ask me if it's okay to visit.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Sí la mare diu que vol dinar arrocete i que si pot ser quedi caldós, però que no hi ha sípia, però si casquería i gambichi, Es fa arrocete a poder ser que quedi caldós, sense sípia, però amb gamba i casquería I PUNTO. Sofregit 200 d'arròs anacarar La idea amb els toppings és:

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Kinda hate how people use "creative people" to say "people who draw or paint" like there's absolutely anything else creative in the world

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

10 year old me, who spent weeks waiting for Wii games to download, would lose his shit if he knew that many years later he could be able to download torrents on a laptop while traveling in a car in less than an hour

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

intentando encontrar mi hueco en el mundo para estar a gusto (sale mal y me aíslo socialmente)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I shouldn't be surprised that DemSocs have no idea how hospitals work, since DemSocs don't work lol

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Mario Kart World rules

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Dog date

submitted 444 days ago • 17 comments

I've been up I've been down I've been kicked down to the ground By the voices in my head But you said Life gets tough when you get older That's why I raised a soldier Fight this battle 'til the end

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submitted 24 days ago • 10 comments

In Super Mario 64, getting burned while twirling preserves Mario's angular momentum. The next time he starts flying as Wing Mario, the preserved momentum from the twirl suddenly returns and spins Mario around.

submitted 23 days ago • 32 comments

if i had to see it so do you

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

he is in there burning 🐻💐

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

If you say “slurs” your anti-theism is showing THE END

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Ima need those Jordans.

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Arròs de gambichi amb cansalada cruixent. #Asopar 🍜🍽️

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

there should be a ”popular with enemies” tab so i can see what those scheming bastards are planning.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I've had a job for over 10 years but i won't have kids in at least 10 to 20 more lmao

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submitted 30 days ago • 45 comments