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Special effects artist and occasional actor, he/him, IATSE 873 union thug, abolish police and prisons
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Timothy Treadwell would have been at Jan 6 if the bear hadn’t gotten him

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I don't know how you'd measure something like this, but I strongly believe the Liberal Party of Canada to be the luckiest political party of all time. Party of Kramers. Do nothing. Succeed for no reason. Fall ass backwards into votes.

submitted 88 days ago • 91 comments

I'll miss David Lynch a lot

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What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?

submitted 170 days ago • 130 comments

The best YouTube short genre that come up on my feed lately is “a middle aged bearded guy with the most clockable autism you ever saw pitching a novel woodworking tool”

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the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol

submitted 173 days ago • 72 comments

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

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the jackass crew making ehren drive the Sorcerer truck over the bridge and throwing firecrackers at him

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That’s sad, judging someone without knowing them or their situation and letting them die is some pretty fucked up stuff.

submitted 199 days ago • 13 comments

Luigi walking into Rikers like

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bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.

submitted 206 days ago • 47 comments

I love how often I see this stupid fake gadget. Does this really farm clicks that much

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This has to be one of my favorite scenes in The Sopranos

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i'd feel bad if my dad got shot but my dad isn't the head of a leading company in an industry so openly and unimaginably evil that they were the villain in a Saw movie

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Be on the look out for a guy that is happy about doing something cool

submitted 208 days ago • 16 comments

I feel like a lot of non-abolitionists think we’re just constantly fighting down the natural carceral instinct like Vulcans or something. I dunno what to tell you man maybe I’m just not a bloodthirsty psycho

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they used the fucking cinemasins sound

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This is now one of my favorite news paragraphs ever

submitted 225 days ago • 28 comments

Watching Breath of Fire and they are talking about how they had to work for free and it’s so wild to me because my laziness would prevent me from doing that sort of thing.

submitted 228 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve been on Bluesky for a while now and I’m glad a lot of new people are coming over from X, and if I had one tip for them it would be to get used to seeing drawings of beefy animals with dicks the size of Stanley tumblers.

submitted 232 days ago • 858 comments

instead of buying a gun after the election I’m gonna start injecting anabolic steroids

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You should be allowed to write in ballot issues so I can just write “legalize pills”

submitted 237 days ago • 4 comments

I’ve accepted that people will always think I cheated at trivia but I will fight to the death to defend my wallet

submitted 237 days ago • 5 comments

they’re about to pass the most racist laws imaginable

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mashallah

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there’s an entire cottage industry of journalism that’s basically dispatches from nopussyville

submitted 257 days ago • 37 comments

hear me out

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oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

submitted 281 days ago • 100 comments

Alright. Time to send Reacher up there patch.com/new-hampshir...

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it’s so funny when a music video is described as someone “lip-syncing” as if the standard way to film a music video is to also rerecord the track live

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the seanchan are SO funny it’s like if the empire in star wars was just kind of fucking around not really doing anything for the entire series

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it’s never a good sign when you’re still alive but your Wikipedia photo is more than ten years old

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the holy trinity of penis music is Ween, Aphex Twin and Death Grips

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The man known as one of New York City's "most notoriously negligent landlords" was reportedly punched in the face immediately upon arriving at Rikers Island

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@murderxbryan.bsky.social flavortownfest.com

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I have an idea that’s like games where you can turn the difficulty all the way down but for TV shows. Specifically aimed at moms who can’t pay attention to more complex narratives this feature is like read along subtitles you can turn on that provides concise explanations on what’s going on

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