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The right transvestigating Yoshi is on my 2025 bingo card.

It's opening day and out of touch thursday, yippee!

Mercury is the elixir of life. All those emperors and pharaohs just didn't drink enough.

lmao Boot.Dev if I wanted to interact with a LLM I'd be vibe coding.

Just switched to @clean-energy-cu.bsky.social and it's going really poorly. I'm not signing any contract until they let me fill it out myself or they get their act together. First they wanted me to say I didn't have a drivers license. Now they want me to say my license is a URL?

Who cares? I got yelled at on many occasions by Kevan Brighting when I went through the blue door.

I feel like if I really applied myself I could get cold fusion working in a year or so.

Where are all the dogs on Mars? They're OK right?

Do yall prefer your yogurt with or without pulp?

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

Elon Musk is so stupid you can buy ATCs at REI for like 45 dollars a pop. Seems like a budgeting issue.

Electric kettles in the U.K. boil faster than the ones in the US. But do U.K. microwaves heat faster?

I know the ancient Greeks were having a terrible time health wise because their concept of medicine included "black bile" a thing that I've never seen or experienced.

None of this woulda happened if elon was actually good at video games

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

"fuck i need to play disco" is a weekly thought that i hope to one day replace with "fuck i need to replay disco"

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion* ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

Can someone help? Is this question asking if I'll go back specifically because of something that occured during my trip? Like if I had to go back for a reason unrelated to this visit would that not count?

I am responsible for this, go berds.

THANK YOU @celestrai.bsky.social FOR FINDING IT!!!!!!!!!!

Don't want to see any ableism on my feed, in regards to a politicians ability to stand.

Turned it into a pillow.

The USA is about 2 months away from sending rats to Alberta.

twitter just removed this design + locked my account for the next 12 hours

Where are we on guys who say m'lady

Endlessly tired by people who don't understand a politicians job when they are running for office is to be electable.

Well the worst take I've seen today is "This was intentional and the helicopter was carrying explosives because a commercial aircraft should just be able to push a tiny helicopter out of the way and be fine." and it's only 8am.

I have never watched an Eagles game where they won. You can buy my promise that I will not watch the Big Game by donating to the Trevor Project and DMing me a dated picture of the receipt. For just 100 dollars collectively raised I promise to give the Eagles the best chance superstition can give.

Since AI art can not be copyrighted, is there anything stopping someone from buying and hosting this image at full resolution for free on another website? Or even just downloading the image and running it through a local instance of stable diffusion to remove the watermark and upscale it?

Real gamer hours

Best Magfest cosplay goes to @chairgtables.lamedimension.moe without question

Any investment the republican administration makes in AI has the intended side effect of funneling money into in the oil and gas industry.

My prediction that Silksong would release during Trump's presidency just became possible again. So that's something at least.

I want to see the alternate timeline where Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg died in a freak accident during their fight in the Colosseum.