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This girl has consumed so many strawberries the last 24 hours. Like borderline not consuming anything else BUT strawberries. Toddlers are wild

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All I wanted is pedialyte ice pops so I. Placed an Instacart order for those and ginger ale…pls tell me why they’re both out of stock 😭

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I was in P’s room this morning when I noticed the nightlight to the Nanit was on and as soon as I looked at it, it dimmed off. Beyond sketched out I ripped it off the wall and was googling this issue thinking someone hacked into the camera. Nope just J fucking around 😵‍💫

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Last night I finally realized the reason why my dads wife grandson doesn’t eat her food/why his parents call him a picky eater and bring him something else to eat. It’s because she doesn’t make good food - Who woulda thought an Italian could make shitty spaghetti and meatballs

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I’ve been doing social media side work for my mom’s cheer parent blog and I got us our first affiliate code!! 🥹🥹

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I’m only saying this here because no one I know irl follows me here… I miss coaching all-star cheerleading

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J: March is next week Me: March is not next week looks at calendar Imagine my surprise when March is in fact next week 🤣

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This fucking family

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I got my hair done yesterday and my highlights are making me look washed out when my hair is up 😵‍💫

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P requested 2 buns, so she got 2 buns 🥹

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P’s dresser keeps sliding around and falling of the tracks (it’s literally all dowels keeping it together) so I went on pottery barn to look and found a $1800 one I’m sadly in love with. Can’t justify that price 😭

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Kindly shut the fuck up

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Not P singing along to the ms Rachel phonics song 🥹🥹🥹

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It’s only Wednesday…

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There’s an old Miss Rachel video of her singing the Barney “I love you, you love me” song and without a doubt every time P finds it she comes running over to me and gives me the biggest hug 🥹 it’s the absolute cutest thing in the world. I need to record it happening one day

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And the other cleaners I let go just showed up!!! Omfg the fucking audacity

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Had to “fire” another cleaning company before they ever started

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commercial of Ohio state J: eww why would I care about Ohio state? Me: apparently they have a good dance team J: not as good as Minnesota’s

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NGL maybe if TikTok gets banned I’ll stop comparing myself to influencer moms and stop wondering if I’m doing enough

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I don’t have time to micromanage. When you’re not doing the basics (ie. vacuuming) there’s a lack of ~something~. There’s been no chance to communicate anything - I sent this email on Saturday and just now getting a response? Take the L and move on

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Weird that the Mahomes would name their baby after a Harry Styles song

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The best sound in the world is P’s belly laugh

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Over the past week J has been putting P down for bed. Tonight she went right for the stairs and started going up them without giving me a kiss or saying night. This big kid turned around unprompted to do exactly that 🥲😭

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Hey squidward your elitist is showing

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P’s sleep is all over the place lately. She woke up before dawn and is now peacefully sleeping in her car seat on our way to get me a coffee… At least I can enjoy my coffee in quiet?

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My student loans are officially paid off 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I knew I smelt snow this morning. And I’m being literal

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Top 3 comfort shows Game of Thrones The office Family guy

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Baby’s first post 😂

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My dad was here visiting Payton and we always hang in Payton’s playroom/ family room. He points to our fireplace asking what a spot was and before I could get the words out after I realized he goes is that a bat?! Yup! He caught it without flinching. Meanwhile I’m trying not to have a panic attack

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I’ve been following this mom on TikTok. Her daughter is a few months older than Payton so I was like cool relatable and followed. She’s been very transparent about her weight loss journey since having her daughter etc. One thing being, going on Ozemp*c