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🇵🇷 Comedian Based in Atlanta 💙 As seen on Fox News, ABC, and The Daily Mail
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Unfortunately my nervous system does not know the difference between many things.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Idk who needs to hear this but: You’re on the right path, these challenges will only strengthen you, and everything passes. 💙

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone have a cup of precedented times I could borrow?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Old me* used to see men becoming distant as a challenge. New me finds it deeply unattractive … is… this… growth? *3 months ago

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope we don’t go into World War III. Today’s men would never survive warfare. They can barely survive acknowledging an emotion.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know, man maybe there is hope for America? I know my life didn’t change for the better until I crashed out because of a toxic narcissist with mommy issues. Community, SSRI’s, and a great haircut should fix everything.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

You might think you’re petty but are you: take voice lessons so you can perfectly sing “No One Mourns The Wicked” when he finally dies level petty?

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

It’s like Trump is pressing the super speed button but only on villain mode.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

I’m just a millennial. Standing in front of the human experience… Asking for some precedented times.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Tarot readers on your FYP = it’s not going well. Move on.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Just a chalant girl in a world begging me to be non-chalant.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Also… haaaaaas anyone checked on Drake?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Cowboy Carter winning album of the year restores some peace in my weary heart. Congratulations Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE!

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Kendrick Lamar. I bow down to your leadership in the field of pettiness. Truly innovating and pushing the boundaries at every turn. 🏆 #canadiantuxedo

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I hate to admit it, but Donald Trump is starting to sound like my ex-boyfriend. Can’t take accountability, fetishized Latinos, and I’m not quite sure he knows how to read.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Everything I’ve learned about the Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni drama has been against my will. Please make it stop.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

born to be a lover girl… forced to dismantle the patriarchy

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

i could really go for some precedented times rn

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

This has been the longest year of a week.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

And it do be crushing to get that additional info.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can’t say the wrong thing to the right person.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

You’re really funny Thanks I have to leave the room if someone is chewing too loudly or I will spontaneously combust. #misphonia

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

There is one thing that is lower than the price of eggs right now… audacity.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

no one: me to a trump supporter: oh are you talking about the featured extra in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York again?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

politicians campaigning 🤝 men in the first 3 weeks of dating

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Oh, and just in case nobody’s told you today… Donald Trump is a pendejo (derogatory)

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Gentle reminder that mass deportations begin today in Haven cities all over the country. If you are a citizen, please record any interactions you see to help keep ICE accountable. You can also alert immigrants by saying: LA MIGRA

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

We’re cooked…. He just did the Roman Salute twice on stage.

submitted 34 days ago • 56 comments

We should thank anything Trump hates for saving Tiktok instead of him. Thanks Obama! Thanks Taylor Swift! Thanks salads & water!

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Heads up: my video on Tiktok about anyone who supports the tiktok ban was marked as unoriginal because I used a screenshot on a green screen. That’s ever been an issue in the appeals process. Sharing this here for accountability and to see if anyone else experience this.

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Even though it’s back… this is still me.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

people who deleted Tiktok off their phone and are mad that it’s not in the App Store 🤝 people who get mad their ex unfollowed them after they initiated the unfollowing process.

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Disrespectfully đź’™

submitted 35 days ago • 8 comments

As of 12:45 pm EST on 1/19 - I CAN POST ON TIKTOK

submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

The TikTok ban doesn’t just affect liberals. Conservatives have lost something they love as well. The bold glamour filter.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

The fact that CapCut took a stray is another sign they do not give a flying f about us.

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments