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Perk unlocked: 18 beers Benefit: I cannot stop yapping at @ratboy-genius.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Dating apps are a prison, what do you mean I have to talk to beautiful women that are interested in me

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick already has more yards than the Chiefs

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

The Super Bowl is a time of unity, where I bribe all my gay friends with food and they pretend to care while I talk about Tom Brady

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you unironically call it X, I fundamentally do not respect you

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Midlife crisis are no fun these days, we can’t even afford a Drive jacket from the movie Drive to look like my favorite guy, Drive

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Owning the libs by shooting myself in the dick and oh my god why did I do that call an ambulance

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

I am now the world's most begrudging Eagles fan

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Bills really need to get it together, I do NOT want to have to cheer for the Eagles in two weeks

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

New neighbors keep coming to my window to harass me and also eat plastic

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

No one told me my campaign would exist in the context of all which I live and came before me, I thought votes would fall out of the coconut tree

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Quickly learning the "What's Hot" page does not mean trending, it means naked dudes posing every third post

submitted 532 days ago • 0 comments

Finally made it in, time to never make another post for the rest of my life

submitted 534 days ago • 1 comment