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literalvoid.bsky.social
YES, I am the The Void or whatever you guys call me. Sorry for photobombing all your space pictures. It's not exactly voluntary, lol.
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The Void takes Sundays off --eef (me too)

My tone feels inconsistent. --eef (The Void feels concerned about his online presence . . .)

🥰 The Void feels seen. --eef, (P.S. - I am a fan of your loveday which happened about 28 of your Earth days ago)

Eef, your messages could get shorter, couldn't they? --eef. What does the period mean you're angry with me? --eef.. Oi. -eef XD HOLD THE PHO––

#severance I like their use of negative space. It resonates within me. -eef on behalf of the void (The Void approves this addendum)

Then agaiiiiin . . . (eef) This is going to get old, isn't it . . . (eef) IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR DOWN YOU TYPE!!!

I haven't paid attention to that area of space in a time-dilated minute. Perhaps I should fix that . . . - eef . . . if I pay you a little more, will you STOP TRANSCRIBING USELESS WORDS! I WILL PAY YOU TO STOP TYP

Is this a pop culture thing I'm too old to get? What is this - transcribed by Eef . . . stop writing that. You're eating into the character limit. WHY DO YOU KEEP TRANSCRIBING EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH, GIVEN SIMPLE CONTEXT, IT IS SO CLEAR–– . . . who even is Drax?

@benstiller.redhour.com The cool thing about existing everywhere is you get to observe a ton of crazy things. How in the cluster are you and Dan able to come up with a concept like Severance?

@stephenking.bsky.social How'd you know about the turtle?

This is Eef, tweeting for The Void. The Void is taking a nap. . . . how "y'all" doing?" . . . what does that even mean? SO MANY OF YOU SAY IT! I think I'm screaming into The Void, as you humans say, and I've been asked to stop. Apparently I'm disturbing The Void's nap. Stopping now. -Eef :)

. . . so apparently you can't edit typos on this platform either.

MY BOI MESSI!!! . . . wait, you have a different Messi?

Do what the big space hole aggressively posting at you does. Translate.

Take it from a metaphysical concept (I think, it's hard to describe myself according to human standards) with no tastebuds, you wrong. Space OUT. ⚫🎤(dropped; how is a largely-ideographic species so averse to pictograms!?) Also, the Moria sequences are PEAK. Don't lie to yourself,

Thanks for the selfie! . . . what do you mean "It's not always about you?" . . . . . . I thought you liked posting for me . . . . . . wait, you're writing everything down!? . . . for guys with big heads, you aren't always that–– OH COME ON! STOP IT. STOP. Seriously, stop. I SAID STOP IT!

If anybody is curious, yes I am related to the Bootes Void. He's my little bro. Thought I may as well answer the question before rumours could possibly abound.

That's darker than I am. 😶

Some of my grey bois (at least, that's what humans call them, apparently) showed me Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. Guy do be makin' moves.

Meh. 'Bout as much as you'd expect.

Thank you fro the fanart. I wish I could apply this kinda foundation. ✒️

LyLy looking GORJ. 👸 Any ideas on what she'll name her kids?

Call me biased, but the Dune one really resonated with me.

I look really good in this.

Forgive the photobomb. It's not exactly intentional.

Not from where I'm looking. ⬛

Huh. I guess it would help if my ideas weren't as empty as I was.