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litmoose.bsky.social
DFIR by day, DFIR by night. Former vet tech. Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
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Only cats will decide to be incredibly codependent and cuddly during a heat wave. My alarm clock rang at leg o'clock this morning.

"New bag, who dis?"

If this DOESN'T bother you, you deserve to be on several watch lists.

Well actioned! Grateful to @lawrenceabrams.bsky.social today for keeping the clickbait in check 🤌 www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

I was in IT (it's been almost 20 years) doing QA/support shenanigans before this field was a known money-maker. Now that it is, everyone wants a quick way in. This comic about covers it while still managing to leave out DFIR. Anyone who sells you on "quick & easy" is slinging snake oil.

It's rarely a mistake to look at things from different angles.

You must boop the cat.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

How the IR team is viewed at any given company.

The kind of energy I strive to bring to the function...

Sage cat is feeling a bit needy tonight. This cat takes up the entirety of my pillow, and she is slowly expanding. I don't have the heart to move her, but I'm not young enough to stay in this position without painful consequence. Send help.

This is my goal as a forensic expert witness. One day I want to have to explain one of my memes that became discoverable because I have thrown them in incident channels for years.

No one can ever tell you to give up a pet. Not your job, not your landlord, not your significant other... You always have other options, and you will never regret telling those people to pound sand when you go a separate way with the creatures who love you unconditionally.

Changing your keyboard on your phone when speaking a second language is apparently a requirement if you don't want to sound like you've lost a few marbles. I tried to type "y tu también" to a coworker this morning and got auto corrected to" y tu TeamViewer."

I created a Hacker Starter Pack. These are accounts that tend to do hacker style things and post about them. Many of these people I've known for decades at this point. I likely missed a lot of folks. I'll get them added with time. bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Worked a bit late today, but my supervisor was not up for the extra hours. She's snoring.

The Digital Forensics field is no different than any others in that it's full of fakes and grifters, except for the dire consequences of allowing those idiots a platform. Richard Green needs to be cut out of our field like a cancer. www.boston.com/news/crime/2...

SonicWall SMA's are vulnerable for the millionth time. You can patch by replacing them with anything other than Fortinet devices. (I said what I said)

To everyone who updated Apache Parquet a few weeks back, I hope you documented your process and it's easier this time. 1.15.2 is out that addresses remaining vuln: seclists.org/oss-sec/2025...

Tonight was painting with @litmoose.bsky.social Paint a thing without knowing what you are painting. Pick a color for your background and make it a gradient light to dark. Now add some ground at the bottom. Now draw a green box. Next add happy little wheels to the box. Oh no your box is on fire.

The hacker community lost one of its kindest souls yesterday. I lost a best friend. The cancer can't fuck with you anymore, you still won in my book. Rest easy, Aaron (Bind).

Hey folks, this reads as "highly targeted" to me and probably not worth the FUD, but best practice is to update. This is for MacOS Sequoia, iPadOS, iOS, and tvOS. Don't trust that an auto-update has been pushed -- Apple didn't use RSR for this one so far. thehackernews.com/2025/04/appl...

Mood update:

Waking up and the MITRE new is still real.