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En Vogue - Giving Him Something He Can Feel

I wanna take a picture of these incredible boots at the skate rink but the guy who owns them absolutely has a gun

Gonna rollerskate

I love to see a sign that tells you the person who put it up has had to deal with a situation a million times, like “NO LIGHTHOUSE” at Two Lights and “NO TALKING RELIGION OR POLITICS” at the bar at Dragon Lite

this person said it so good so here it is

They should let me be pope

Listening to our new song trying to figure out if you can tell I’m a chick before the bridge (it doesn’t matter)

overturning the christmas tree in a fit of pique when i find out the "bonne maman calendar" is just a bunch of jelly jars instead of 12 milf pinups

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

motel dine-a-ville sign, vernal, utah, 1991

I started a new band and that band is starting a fake restaurant called Peckers

Giant thanks to @getsomemagazine.bsky.social for the killer review! Wow! getsomemagazine.com/blog/gum-par...

Big ups to @gumparker.bsky.social !!

Eating my treasured soup

Here's @austintownhall.bsky.social weighing in on the new @gumparker.bsky.social single Thanks Nathan! austintownhall.com/2025/02/21/g...

(Thermals voice) Harley Bart Harley Jarvis

Are there any songs about how your girlfriend is annoyed that you’re at band practice besides Beth and Debbie Denise?

It’s here! gumparker.bandcamp.com/track/hive

One of my fav gumparker songs is now on streaming!!!

It's Hive Time open.spotify.com/track/63rqae...

Barbie's Bookmarks from Barbie Talk Magazine, Sept/Oct 1970

I sing this one!

the guy at the bank said this $40 bill was fake but I dunno. 40 sounds like a real number to me

show me those

There is a curse on me where no matter how I pronounce gyro the person at the restaurant with say it back the other way

There is a wicked good restaurant on Commercial Street called Olive Cafe and they had the best baba ganoush and a delicious arak cocktail and I ate all of these olives and more myself!