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…in cosmic space time?

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Booked myself a “Yay I don’t have cancer anymore” tattoo and I can’t wait.

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

America: Fyre Fest 2.0.

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If I was at The Masters, I would shout “That’s what she said!!’ Every time someone shouted “Get In The Hole!” Until Jim Nantz personally escorted me from the property

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Shout out to the dad in the school drop-off line with the “panty dropper” decal on his truck. I’ll bet his kid thinks that’s pretty cool and not embarrassing at all. I’ll bet he gets a lot of pussy. 🙄🤮

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

It’s not going to stop, until you wise up.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

A whistleblower just dropped the most explosive DOGE story yet— Russian logins using newly created U.S. government credentials. Starlink allegedly used to funnel data straight to the Kremlin. This isn’t just a breach. It’s a national security meltdown with Musk’s name all over it.

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youtu.be/PCsGRCf8T9Y

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*narrator* In 1255 the peasants most popular food was cheese and salted meat between two slices of bread. *Me 2025* *Looks at my sandwich* Me: mother fuc... -Me when I realize I'm a "peasant"

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@tattooedbee.bsky.social Any better?

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"True terror is to wake up and discover your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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Please sign my petition to exempt yo' momma jokes from tariffs. Went off on a momma in Toronto last week and that shit cost me $1,700.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

They really did a "just some guy" to Jackie Robinson. The NBA should do a blowout tribute to him to embarrass MLB back to the Stone Ages.

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Hot Truth is coming...🔥🔥🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 62 comments

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

Perhaps Donut Trumbone should shut the fuck up? Eh? Perhaps!

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It may be the ventriloquist dummy talking, but you should gather your things and leave as quickly as possible.

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I need some positivity after the doom scrolling. Tell me how amazing I am. Use descriptive words. Leave my boobs and hair out of it (we all know they're amazing). Shut my imposter syndrome down.

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I just overheard my 17 y/o daughter say to her boyfriend, “I wish you had erectile dysfunction.”

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Met mom's HS girlfriends today, and boy did they dish. Now I know who I got my wildchild gene from. 😂

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At the golf course, I said look at that dead bird and I swear to you Janet looked up in the sky!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I just called my husband a sanctimonious sonofabitch. It felt so good.

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youtu.be/IJCmgKRszYM

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Who all wants an Orange Whip?

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This …

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yesterday at the coffee shop the worker accidentally punched my order in wrong and almost charged $750 for a coffee and croissant so i said “girl, the tariffs…” it absolutely crushed. i was the star of that interaction

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No matter how many times I disrupt a wedding with a declaration of my love, I still get nervous.

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Omg. It’s cold in here.

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