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child of the wild fields || a standing stone || an offering to ancient gods || well read + well fed unfriendly norwegian hottie
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it is i, the packager of all phở takeout orders. yes, i will forever levy a 30% mung bean sprout and 60% thai basil tax. no, i will not reveal how we keep the broth scalding hot in the plastic container. yes, you will return. people always return

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My nerves are shot today so I am making green chile stew about it.

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submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

One reason why King of the Hill is one of the best comedies is that Cotton named his kids Hank and Good Hank.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

My PT absolutely used me as a pincushion today trying to make some progress on my hands and realizing the bad IV job done during birth may have had long lasting effects on my nerves. SUPA FUN.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Curling teams are battling in Colorado this week for a spot at the 2026 Olympics

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Well this is going to upset a few people. "Ancient DNA Reveals Most Europeans Had Dark Skin Until Just 3,000 Years Ago": www.zmescience.com/science/news... Read the research, link at the bottom of the article.

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

Something to consider next time you see a car company boasting about how their model is safer than anyone else’s.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Nation to Nation collaboration sees Yellowstone bison come to Canada for the 1st time. 'Our old prophecies say that when the buffalo returns, our people will become strong once again' www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Listening to mark sing child friendly versions of songs from Popstar: Never stop never stopping to the baby is hilarious

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

John Oliver is one of us 🥰 #RHOSLC

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Works as advertised

submitted 7 days ago • 1209 comments

You love to see it: “There are more and more cities, neighborhoods, retirement centers, and resorts opening each year that allow golf carts or slightly more substantial compact (typically electric) vehicles to legally be used on the streets.”

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 13 days ago • 795 comments

If Democrats and centrists shun Tesla, the company is in deep trouble. Musk's MAGA friends aren't exactly known for their EV enthusiasm. Already, Tesla sales fell in California last year -- and that was before Musk began using DOGE to wreck federal agencies.

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

submitted 14 days ago • 1532 comments

#RHOBH I am dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to play some Zelda and realizing my post partim carpal tunnel is so bad I can’t do mini boss fights 🥲

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Can the ketamine just tell him to take a long walk/short cliff? I mean, all of them. Really.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 16 days ago • 163 comments

I have a really good housewives movie pitch for studios interested in hearing it :)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The hamsters are letting me work today and i'm using the energy to irritate everyone around me :)

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😭 slate.com/news-and-pol...

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Congestion pricing in New York City is a month old. What are the results? Less crime as subway ridership up, less cars, less traffic, more people walking around, and increasing popularity. Here's a thread of recent stories about it.

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!

submitted 20 days ago • 577 comments

This will surprise many Americans: According to a new study, gigantic SUVs are no safer for occupants than merely big SUVs. "For vehicles that weigh more than [~4,000 lbs, the fleet avg], there’s hardly any decrease in risk for occupants associated with additional poundage."

submitted 20 days ago • 14 comments

The baby fighting sleep is so cute and so sad. 🥺

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

NEVER

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

We need her now more than ever

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya." One day....

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Meredith is so crazy.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It's important to me that Blake Lively knows that Khaleesi is a title. Not a name. Do you think she knows that? Was it a typo/honest mistake? Or is she dumb?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 31 days ago • 1706 comments

Y'all need to switch to Signal for all your chats, stat, and stop posting threats here. Assume you are being watched at all times. Welcome to Authoritarianism.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

I just learned that Michael Jackson allegedly would get up and set down tracks whenever the thought came to him because he was afraid if he didn't do it asap the muse/God/etc would give it to Prince instead and if this concept is true I have some work to do.

submitted 32 days ago • 140 comments

Scum have raided the Drents Museum and stolen archaeological masterpieces. They used explosives to get in. Probably stolen to order. Keep an eye out for them. May the Helmet of Coțofenești curse the thieves. drentsmuseum.nl/en/news/clos... nltimes.nl/2025/01/25/a...

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

submitted 32 days ago • 747 comments

I made carne asada and am v mad the recipe I used ended up not as spicy as hoped in spite of using 2 jalapeños.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

a great thread

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary

submitted 35 days ago • 105 comments

LISA JUST APOLOGIZE! Jesus Christ! #RHOSLC

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

Unpopular opinion: I understand Kyle’s perspective about the texting PK even though I think he’s a tool.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment