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I've sweated up my chinos real bad.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

went on a date with a biologist who told me that we're naturally fatter these days due to the microplastics affecting the human body. I retorted... "Also cuz we be eating more." Date sort of petered out from there.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is real posting. Thank you for your service.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's ok to say, "Boss, it's Friday, that's a Monday problem." And just throw your jacket over your shoulder and walk away.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

burping and farting are both normal, but rejected in polite society, what I didn't know is that wearing a trucker hat that says "fanny inspector" is also frowned upon.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

F1 nerds are the dirt worst imo. Why? They came to the sport literally a couple of years ago and now these dweebs know everything. Oh that's Gizz Frendich he rides for Ferrari but before that he was a Mercedes driver. I don't give a fuck man.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Como esta abuelo? Ah, muerto? No bueno. Ok, si yo soy bye.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

when I have my Beats headphones, By Dre, please leave me alone. I'm listening to a podcast.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How long before a friends' cat now becomes mine? because as we all know, cat's have no loyalty.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

google ai is useless. I ask a simple question, if my earbuds keep falling out do you recommend sizing up or down? It says, size up. Scroll down to the official apple AirPods advice, "if they keep falling out, try sizing down." How do you fuck copy and pasting the direct answer?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

the ads that show people solving everything by chugging a bunch of olive oil or eating baking soda are total bullshit. I tried it and threw up all over my dog!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I think the first post, Schizophrenia, is a result of the subsequent reels.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

the latest I've been at work in a while, but I've been laughing my ass off at the coworker who said he'd turn into the 'jokeler' (he's filipino) if he stayed late again.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

our boss used a project team lunch to try to motivate us into meeting some deadlines. Needless to say, that's not happening man, even if you pay me more, I'll delay it. It's just the motto.

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I'd lose my shit instantly.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

one thing I really need to learn moving forward, the NFL draft is a pointless watch and is better consumed the next day, on your phone, while wasting time at work.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

the ny giants have a fetish for drafting terrible QBs.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments