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littlemisslizz.bsky.social
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
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Friends With Benefits implies the existence of Friends Forced To Get COBRA Because They Were Screwed By The System.

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

I wouldn’t do shit for a Klondike Bar but I forget how to spell the word “morals” when cheesecake is in the room.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I’m going to LA next week for the first time in almost a decade ☀️

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I decided early in life that I could let trauma make me a piece of shit or I could go another route. People think I have ulterior motives when I’m nice to them. I don’t know how else to explain when Mister Rogers said “look for the helpers”, I realized I needed to become one.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I cannot believe we only get one more Baby Billy Freeman experience for the rest of our lives and nobody is talking about it. I need to talk about it. How am I supposed to function without my weekly Walton Goggins allotment???

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I love Canada, man. They shipped my Shoresy hoodie out THE DAY I placed the order. I did not expedite shipping & it’s already in Kentucky. Ontario is on their shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

“So, please, please, please, let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want this time.” -The Smiths, & also me as I reach for the oxblood Le Creuset dutch oven on the top shelf at Goodwill before I have to throat punch someone’s grandma for it.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Fuck gravity I wanna float

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I never buy myself anything so I bought myself a present & now I’m gonna shout “give yer balls a tug!” at everyone I meet.

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

New endodontist Yelp review just dropped

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve had more than a dozen root canals & I’m having another this morning. I’ll have 18 years of recovery in July. My point is simple. If you want to recover, start right the fuck now. You will have to pay the piper eventually & I promise you, it’s much easier to face your past when you’re healthy.

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

🌷

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

Today’s shoes are pretty fun.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

I hope I never reach an age where Don McLean’s “Vincent” stops making me tear up every time I hear it.

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

Nina Mazursky sketch. $175. 8”x10”. Graphite and white pencil over charcoal on Strathmore toned paper. DM for purchase inquiries.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

RFK Jr called Tourette’s an “injury”. It’s not an injury. But the phlebitis someone gets from shooting IV heroin is.

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

I wear the flesh of a younger, adventurous spirit on top of the bones of a 900 year old forest witch. I know. It’s weird for me, too.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap. Stay young & weird forever.

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

I turn 39 in 4 months. How does this keep happening?!???

submitted 20 days ago • 18 comments

When I die, I want them to write that I died of supernatural causes, but offer no explanation.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

My body operates like a well oiled machine. (The oil being from fried potatoes, but that’s irrelevant.)

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Today.

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

My uterus is requesting nachos & a small scale alien invasion, as a treat.

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

I was explaining to my mom last night why she’s not a “lover girl” & I told her it’s because she doesn’t yearn & she got mad & said “Bullshit, I’ve yearned for your father for 42 years.” Grossssssss.

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

“You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.” - Kurt Vonnegut

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

I’m not terribly proud of the person I become when I hear someone pronounce the l in ‘salmon’.

submitted 39 days ago • 16 comments

Love & light & all that good stuff but also if you “April Fools” me this year, they will never, ever find your body.

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

It damn near defies science & the laws of gravity what hearing the opening 2 seconds to Heart’s “Barracuda” does to my body.

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t have a mood ring per se, but I do have mood concert tshirts & trust me - you will know by the shirt.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Here, look at this pretty picture I took of the sky. It’s lovely and not depressing or related to fascism/the fall of democracy.

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

I respect the earth because she’s a femme fatale; beautiful & also simultaneously trying to kill us at all times.

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

In my 20s I accidentally sexted MY MOM because I wasn’t paying attention & I got a lecture on making sure I check recipients before hitting send. If Pete Hegseth doesn’t even get a stern verbal lashing for compromising American security, I’m sending my mom to embarrass him, too.

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

You can never run out of music. There’s always something left. I love that.

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments