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Everything about my personality makes a lot more sense when you find out my mom is from Coney Island.

submitted 30 minutes ago • 3 comments

Minnesota has entered the chat. Get his ass, Tina 👏🏼

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

Governor Janet Mills with the “I’ll see you in court” to his face as he threatens her in front of the entire room for refusing to comply with bigot bullshit is THE energy. A thing of beauty, honestly.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Season 4 of Shoresy hits Hulu in 4 days. I’m soooooo excited.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I’ve grown to respect Sidney Crosby. He officially defeated me.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

The bakery just gave me a free bagel & suddenly I’m 94% more pleasant.

submitted 3 days ago • 42 comments

What if we just decided to bring sexy back again, instead of Measles & Polio?

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Moving is going. Whether it’s going going well, that remains to be seen…

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

I’m not sorry I called him “an orange Baron Harkonnen ass bitch” & I’m equally not sorry for repeating it.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

Worthwhile debate requires all involved to be intellectually fit & prepared. If you can’t organize your thoughts in a way that supports that, or you continue to reference conspiracy theories, you’re wasting both your time & the other person’s. I don’t interact with time wasters.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Who else is on the live Jamie Raskin call? This is fantastic. I have never had an emergency town hall invitation. You can even ask questions. I don’t always love living here but my state has the best representation.

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

Medical grade retinol face cream is so freaking expensive. So help me god, if I don’t look like 90s Daryl Hannah by March, I’m suing EVERYONE.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

tired face

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

I wouldn’t put a cyanide capsule in a false tooth but I would fill it with pizza so in an emergency I could simply bite down & taste pure joy before death.

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

You call it “beauty rest”, I call it “satanic sleep”. It’s really not that different. We all still put each pant leg on one tentacle at a time.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Science never intended for manic pixie dream girls to have this level of self awareness.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Banning trans athletes will not make you a better athlete. There will still always be someone who is better than you. If you’re not the best already, you’re still not going to be the best. Maybe focus on being less hateful & actually being better at your sport? Hope this helps!

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

A hug from Mister Rogers would really hit right now but since that’s not an option I’m just going to put on a fuzzy sweater & pet myself.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” -Frank Herbert, Dune

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes (often) I use iTunes shuffle as a Magic 8 Ball.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

The machines that I rage against are the government, Ticketmaster & the self checkout at CVS.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

It’s meeeeeee✨

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

I will support the transgender community with my last dying breath. They also perished in the camps with my people for the “crime” of existing. They’ve never done a damn thing to hurt the rest of us. You are always safe around me if you’re trans. You are not safe around me if you’re a bigot.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t care if he sees his shadow or not. Does he see a hole in the fabric of space & time to take us through the multiverse to a version of this country that sucks less? Wake me up for THAT.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

“I read the news today, oh boy.”

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t a shit about self driving cars or the opportunity to vacation to Mars. Find me a billionaire who will reanimate Anthony Bourdain or don’t waste my time.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

My favorite Yiddish insult is “Gay kaken ofn yahm!” which very literally means, “go shit in the ocean.” It sounds like you’re speaking in tongues and nobody knows how to react to it. Feel free to use that.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

I am so, so grateful for funny people. They’re going through the same horrors as the rest of us but still giving us a reprieve of sorts. That’s such a gift.

submitted 22 days ago • 14 comments

I've entered my mysterious bruises era.

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

The Calgary Flames didn’t have to do what they just did but as someone born in DC that’s been here almost their whole life and constantly takes night flights at DCA, I appreciated it. That was class act behavior.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment