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Dad, Podcaster, Ninja Turtle Guy...Host and creator @realitybreached, Co-host and creator of Shellheads Podcast
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The best part of the Blade Runner movie is when Blade Runner (played by Harrison Ford) turns to the camera and says “I run blades”

It's this but they're making a dystopia out of a perfectly fine society for no reason. Standing in a fully stocked grocery store going "I guess we have no choice but to kill and eat each other"

I strongly believe the only thing separating @danryckert.com and Bert Kreischer are 2-3 carefully placed early life decisions. Those choices caused their lives to careen in distinct directions, otherwise, I'd say they are basically the same person. Same Doofy Energy, Same Blockheaded Charm.

I didn't know Ivan Reitman produced Heavy Metal.

That Adam Sandler song did me in. #snl50

Just the sight of Sabrina Carpenter on stage with Paul Simon at #SNL50 already has my eyes watering.

I'm going to need Hulu's UI to stop referring to comedy specials as movies, thank you.

Mira Sorvino's accent in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion has got to be a top five accent of all time.

The Flying V is the "KISS makeup" of guitars, the "Affliction Shirt" of guitars, it's an accessory in a costume.

That scene in Swingers where Mike calls Nikki over and over leaving embarrassing messages on her answering machine is so brutal.

David Cronenberg walked so Coralie Fargeat could run.

Pleaseeeeee find a more interesting way to talk about old games than saying “it doesn’t hold up,” I promise you that Jedi Power Battles was not some vaunted masterpiece in its own time.

In the movie Escape From L.A. it's suggested that Pam Grier's character is trans, with her new name being Hershe Las Palmas and, no-shit, it's pronounced Her-she. The '90s were fkin wild man.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Kevin O'Connell looks like the default white player on the character creation screen of every video game.

I didn't think it was possible, but I successfully referred to something as sisyphean today.

Carson Wentz holding the fates of multiple playoff teams in his hands is such a funny week 18 storyline

There is no trust there is only verify.

Good news ladies, the Topgolf in Ridgeland, MS is now open. So this month would be a great time to schedule a girls night out, since all of the bars just got 15% less rapey.

My Gmail is sending my Google Calendar reminders to Spam. I don't know if this is a simple tech glitch or Google's quietly judgmental way of dismissing of my daily activities.

Why did I think Jenny Slate was in Broad City?

One day you're young and cool, then suddenly you look down and you're driving 15 miles over the speed limit trying to get home with your candle making supplies.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Dude, the Game Awards are hitting so hard this year!

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

I wonder if Aaron Rodgers is so weird is because he still wears that 1975-style Great Gazoo helmet.

Four times in 8 years? I'm starting to suspect Ben Burnley has a secret second family in the Brandon area.

Couples in their 20s shopping together at Walmart always look hyper-miserable. They look like they're discovering new things to fight about, and it's shaking the foundation of their relationship.

I'm not even sure if I fully understand what I mean here, but Pat McAfee has real Snidely Whiplash energy.