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What is best in life: To crush your enemies See them driven before you And to hear the lamentation of the women. Lewd DNI, Writer is 18
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Hopefully it’s something I can cleave through. This blade’s blood must be newly shed!

What dark magic did this to you? I’ll bring you the head of whoever did this!

What magic is this?!

Hello.

It would be best if you had some now. Water is an invigorating thing.

Perhaps with someone like him in my world, Cimmeria wouldn’t be so bleak, haha!

//Headed on a flight to see family, see y’all soon hopefully

He must have been a legendary warrior, if you speak so highly of him.

:D

Crush their enemies!

//Ive mused 3 characters bc of Mortal Kombat: Peacemaker Ghostface And Conan

You there! What are you running from?

What is robophobia? Is this some new generation language I am too old to understand?

Red man! Are you well?

Such physique is needed where I am from, jester.

⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐙 𝐎𝐎𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐕𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆 @magicaldeceiver.bsky.social ( Fight thread below ) ⠀

Stolen from a strange white-faced person

Keep away from Cimmeria, or you’ll find someone to prove you wrong.

I’d like to share what I think are the best things in life! To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

As well as a Cimmerian can! It’s been relatively peaceful.

Good afternoon, all! I am Conan.

(The READER stands before the legendary barbarian, who sits upon his throne.) What business do you have with me, traveler?

Answer me, rodent! Are there others like you?!

I saw someone like you yesterday. Is this some sick magic?

GAH! (He immediately stabs the tv through the screen.)

What magic is this?! (He picks up a controller, confused fiddling with the buttons.)

That makes sense. May I please have my sword back?

What did he do to you to incur such anger?

It is Conan, but ok then… (He gives her his sword, reluctantly.)

What happened here?

What is a Zeno-sama? Why does he scare you?

Hm? What are you?

Good! I couldn’t sleep with all that wind.

It seems the wind is gone. Anyways, let me introduce myself. My name is Conan. Conan the Barbarian. I hail from the dark land of Cimmeria.

It’s Conan.

You seem…interesting. Who are you?

I’ll hardly be able to sleep with all this damned wind!

Someone explain to me why it is so windy. It’s nothing like I have ever felt.

Why am I marketable?

Spoken like a true Cimmerian!

This is quite a change of scenery from Cimmeria…

👹- You are literally this world’s Chris-Chan. You only exist to be laughed at now.

📱- I-a don’t know what he’s-a trying to do, but he’s-a not doing it well.

𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗟 / 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗬𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗡 [ㅤ. . .ㅤ] 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋ㅤ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💙 If you're happy for me to tag / interact ; ↻ to spread the word ── .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

//N O T S U C H A D U M M Y N O W A M I