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47 degrees! You know what that means. You can once again find me sitting on my porch in shorts and a T-shirt and my slippers, watching for raccoons and shit.

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Why does Frank's Red Hot even exist? Why would any other brand partner with them? Who uses that shit? It's the worst hot sauce you can possibly get. It tastes like a shitty generative AI slop app tried to make a hot sauce.

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You are fantastic. You are a living grimoire. You are the dreams of an eldritch goddess. You are a tiny library in the hollow of an ancient oak. You are a swarm of faeries writing poetry on the night sky with streaks of glittery flames.

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Sometimes I have an amazing memory. Today was not one of those times. I was on the phone and I couldn't remember my address. I said the wrong street twice and I could only remember the street numbers of the last two houses I lived at before this one. I've been here over 20 years. Totally blanked.

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With the price of chocolate right now and the price of eggs, I'm really worried about what Peanut Butter Eggs are going to cost this Spring.

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Me: "Here, this is for you. It's medicinal. Take two of these a day and your health will be better, your days will be brighter, and you'll be more capable of handling all the awful stuff going on." hands you a Reese's Peanut Butter Heart

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Hey! Hey hey! Listen. No sh-sh-sh. No Shhhh. Just listen... shifts my leg and makes my knee pop really loudly

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One thing about living in my house... It's just cats all the way down.

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We got that sticky snow that builds up on everything and looks super pretty from inside, but there ain't no way I'm going out in that.

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It's up to almost $500,000 raised for Trans Lifeline! The Magic community, led by The Professor, is doing work! If you are or want to be a part of that community or just help with their goal, there's still one day to go. If you win a prize, but don't play, I will teach you.

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Are you the metal plate in my head? Because I pick you! Happy Valentine's Day from me and the Sawyer family.

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I cannot stress how much of my faith in humanity is restored each year by seeing TCC's charity drive for Trans Lifeline. They've already reached over $80,000 in a matter of hours. Even if you don't care about Magic the Gathering prizes, the cause is more important than ever and you can help.

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It's been five years today since my tiniest lil mama kitty died. She was special and I miss her. Hug your kitties. Kiss their little heads.

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Baby's first ocular migraine. I'm sitting here talking about how my head and stomach hurt and about this weird thing that happened this morning with a rainbow colored zigzag in my vision that wouldn't go away for like ten minutes. So I Google and it seems like I nailed this shit the first try.

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I was too lazy to go get an actual blade, so I grabbed a sharp rock from a flower pot and used it to cut some tape. Real caveman shit. Now I'm certain that I could survive out in the wild, just me and my sharp rock against the wilderness.

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Evergreen 🌲

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Sometimes I feel like birds are gaslighting me. Like, I'll see a bird in my yard that I've never seen before and I get all excited, like, "Ooooh, what is that?" And I'll look at lists of all the birds found in Ohio and nothing like what I saw is there.

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@ratbucket.bsky.social

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Teen Wolf: The Series... We're a Buffyesque supernatural teen horror/drama Teen Wolf: The Series: The Movie... These characters are all, like, 30 now and this is a movie, so we're going to show you every one of their naked asses.

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Leaning over the cats and scratching my head, so my dandruff gets all over their fur, so we can see how they fucking like it.

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One thing every science fiction media I have ever consumed has failed to predict about the future... just how often people in the future would doze off and accidentally whack themselves in the face with their portable hand computers.

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Love is my cats, in this dry air, when we're all charged up with static electricity, never giving up trying to rub their faces on me, no matter how many times it gets them zapped in their little pink noses. ZAP-FLINCH-rub ZAP-FLINCH-rub all day long.

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Basically the same picture.

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Today is not a good day and my cats are all being extra clingy and needy and I don't know if they're sensing my mood and trying to comfort me or if they're feeling the vibe of the day and seeking comfort from me. ...or maybe it's just extra cold.

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I really do not understand people that try to turn you against cats by saying they'll eat your body if you die and they have no food. So will a rugby team or an artic explorer. What's your point? Why the hell would I get mad at Mittens for doing the same thing a human would?

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One thing that I ALWAYS get a kick out of is watching good actors act the role of a person that is bad at acting acting poorly.

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Normalize eating chicken parmesan with a spoon, because all the forks were dirty.

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If I was a character in a Fast and Furious movie, I'd drive a grey 2001 Honda S2000 with a black spoiler, roof, and rims, and red neon and red brake calipers with Orlok teeth on the hood and his silhouette on the doors just over stylized text that said NOSferatu. I would also never win a race.

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How great is it when you're watching a very touching movie and you're getting all choked up and starting to sniffle a lil' and get teary-eyed and your cat runs over like, "Is this hugs time now?" You're goddamn right it is! Get your ass up here, lil' guy!

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My pet peeve is delivery people that leave the delivery directly in front of a door that opens outward. Sir or madam, how are you old enough to drive, but don't know how doors work? I gotta go out the back door and walk all the way around my house now? Why?!

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I had a dream that I was carving long U-shaped strips from my quadriceps and only realized after cutting several strips from both legs how bad what I was doing was and how badly I'd screwed myself up. Waking up was a relief. An anxiety dream for sure, but I wonder how common that one is. 😂

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Every fiber of my being was screaming at me to do it in shorts and a T-shirt, but I still put on pants and my coat to shovel the walkway. Is this growth? Am I an adult now? Or did I just lose several Cleveland points for no reason?

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Anyone else have those old pieces of brittle paper with recipes written on them, the ones that were already yellowed with age and stained up when you were a baby? And every time you want that dish you pull out that Dead Sea Scroll-looking papyrus-ass piece of paper? I love that.

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I was thinking, if how you are on NYE at midnight is how your year will go, I'm going to clean the litter boxes at 11 PM, so I'll have clean litter all year. Then I was like, no, that would mean no cats. So now I'm afraid that clean boxes on NYE curses your cats. I think my thinking is abnormal.

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My personal headcanon is that the old man that had Gizmo in Gremlins is the same old man that sold Frank the box in Hellraiser.

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If we're friends or follows or contacts or whatever... If I choose to see the things you post and haven't blocked you from seeing mine, that means, even if we don't talk much (or at all), I've chosen to keep you around. So I have at least a little love for you (or a lot). Merry Christmas to you all.

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