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livinonthefence.bsky.social
I want to settle down like my father. I want to run away like my mother ought to.
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Umm.... Florida's not supposed to look like this.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

But I'm too tired to go on a rampage

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

This is what our garage is used for

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like I picked the right century to stop giving shit-ass about fuck-all.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

I bruise my tea so hard!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Coming to this realization as I spend my free time watching goofy videos on Instagram

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I'm telling my grandkids that this is Caillou as an adult

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

OMG the bouncy bouncing! I can hardly stand it! 😍

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

everything being so stupid is what’s really going to do me in

submitted 67 days ago • 8 comments

I’m aging like wine: I definitely turned at some point, and now I'm just hanging out in a cold room becoming progressively more sour.

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

Do you think maybe The Adjuster was from the future and the reason he hasn't been caught is because he jumped in his time machine and went home?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This is so goddamn funny. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it!

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets. Batman Begins Morgan Freeman

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Just got a new phone and there's a notification sound (called Squeeze) that sounds like a short raspberry. Of course I chose it being the middle-aged child that I am. And now my phone farts to notify me. Which causes me to giggle like a 10 year old.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

me: i’ve got something i want to say brain: ok me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it brain: (excited) OK

submitted 86 days ago • 16 comments

I keep seeing Georgia mentioned but don't know if it's about the country or the college football team.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments