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lixerium.bsky.social

The childless cat lady/parent of JD Vance's nightmares who sneaks a Simpsons reference into every conversation. I also love horror movies, video games and chicken nuggies 🖤🖤

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Yes, I have no desire to put my body through that and possibly die from it. I have a myriad of reasons why I don't want kids. However, that doesn't mean that love I have for my cats is lesser than your love for your pussy turds/mini me's.

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With mothers day coming up, I feel that some people are going to tell me that being a cat mom doesn't count. They're gonna be like, "eewww, you're not a real mom. You didn't go through 20+ hours of labor to push something out of your cunt."

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I always knew that it's the mean girls who have children just so they can raise a new generation of brats

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Happy Easter

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"I love them. They piss me off." - My boyfriend on his relationship with our cats 😸

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When I was at the polling place yesterday, I admit I was a little discouraged when I saw all of the old farts mindlessly vote for elonald's flavor of the month. But seeing that Crawford won shows me that there are Wisconsinites who love to see them fail.

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@sethandrews.com in your latest episode, you talk about the pledge of allegiance. That reminded me of when I was in elementary school, I made the mistake of covering my heart with my left hand instead of my right hand. The teacher had me do it again with the right hand 😆😆

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Are there any former cyber goths here? Because I got a new toy for cats, and the attachments look like cyber locks. So, instead of tossing the locks, turn them into cat toys 😸😸

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www.reddit.com/r/sticker/s/...

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If a group of guys is called a sausage party, then a group of girls is called a clam bake

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My favorite Kevin Sorbo role:

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I wonder how many people who supported the economic blackout will go to Amazon Prime to watch the movies featured at the Oscar's. I want to see the Brutalist, but it's on Prime for $20 😞

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Today is my bf's birthday!! This pic was taken on valentine's day last week. We both had to work, and there was a blizzard. Here's to my sweet autist love 😄😄

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Be safe this Valentine's day, because who knows what women's health care will be like in November ❤️

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Am I the only one who feels like they have to tolerate everyone being ignorant and mean? And if you point out their stupidity, you get in trouble, and everyone hates you?

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Sounds like he violated the antithesis to the Johnson Amendment. 😄

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Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."

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Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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Should I use this gif as a reaction to any news about the tangerine mussolini??

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Whoever came up with the phrase, "respect your elders," clearly hasn't worked retail or food service. Seriously, why should I respect someone who doesn't respect me?

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Same, but my resolutions also include getting more tattoos and reminding boomers why they suck.

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This might be the best pict that I've ever taken

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Holding space with this moment