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lizardqueer.bsky.social
30, she/they, Irish, a yapper and a bitch etc
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Shoutout to the doctor who started me on a medium dose instead of the baby dose however it’s day three and

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Succeeded in my daily goals # grind # motivation

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Stop posting fat cocks unless you’re going to let me ride it!!!!!!!

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The former emo to bear with tattoos pipeline is real

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Really gonna give today my nothing 🥰

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I hate how small Ireland is why do you fucking mean the cute twenty something on Grindr is the current boyfriend of my friends ex who gave her herpes

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I felt tired and took my sleeping pill just to put me out come to realise I was tired cause of the meds I started so I’m not sleepy I’m just mildly high 🥰

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Need a suckin dick and cock summer so bad

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Pokémon really go girl give us nothing’d. Battle change seems cool tho

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Ironically even tho I have a decently low register I find it harder to sing along to male singers

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FUCK

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Fatty 🫵😠

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I bought the bog bowls (YAY 🥰) now Ive to plant them (I’d sooner die)

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Desperately need to do this with someone’s dick

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I’m biiiiiig sleepy but I cannot nap as I will wake up at midnight AGAIN

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I’m being so serious I’m gonna miss busting a fat nut

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I’m a conduit for nonsense and exist to make my family confused I entered Aldi to get dinner ingredients and exited with a 60L water butt under one arm. Hundreds of humans a day fall prey to their natural predator -the Aldi middle aisle of random shite.

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Unfortunately for the people in my life saying sneaky little faggotses in a smeagol voice is the latest vocal stim

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Absolute throat goat

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Misty’s psyduck was the earliest autism representation I received as a child

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Overwhelming urge to hit a cunt with a shovel but like in an autism stim way I wanna hear/feel the *thunk*

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The majority of you wouldn’t understand my accent and that’s incredibly sexy of me actually

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Wait…you guys are gay? 🤨

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The pets have become more idk attached to me? Over the past two weeks just little behaviour changes and seeking me out. Idk what the dogs deal is tho cause I’m the only one shouting when she’s fuck acting and she’s started crawling in my bed and stealing my socks. Tortoise still wants me dead tho

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I haven’t slept I’m gonna land in that doctors office so hopped up on caffeine I will appear as if I’m tweaking but considering I’m asking for psych help it may go in my favour 🥰

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I’ve had chorizo for five minutes and if anything happens to him I’m committing further war crimes

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Me and who

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