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lizardrebel.bsky.social
I'm just here: selling the devil's juice and cleaning pet poop.
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submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Shit people tell you at the liquor store: <Mimi barking her head off.> "Man, Mimi's upset with me. She must know I just got out of the hospital.... I died." <W. T. F. !?> "Yeah, somebody put fentanyl in my drugs. They found me dead in the bathroom." Me: "Can't trust anybody these days."

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching "Vision Quest" for the very first time. Thoughts if you saw this in the 80s?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

OMG Not one person should be considered other than the patient when considering the patient's healthcare. "Whereas health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities as they relate to women’s health care;" www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting on the USPS to deliver a check. I will be checking my mailbox twice a day until it is in my hands!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I skimmed the ethics report and thought Matt Gaetz's girlfriend was labeled "$1.49."

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

My poodle is an asshole. She stopped six inches away from a neighbor's tied-out Pyrenees' reach. Then left a shit!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The last ten minutes of "A Man in Full" are SOMETHING TO SEE. It actually makes me want to rewatch the six episodes to understand why a character's self esteem is so little. NSFW by the way! #BigRedDog

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Memphis news said, "most tequila is imported from Mexico." Hahahaha NOPE ALL tequila has to be made in Jalisco, Mexico. It must be imported from Mexico one way or another. I can't wait to hear the MAGA drinkers complain about tequila prices after January 20th!

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

The scanner didn't work--> I softly said lines of the serenity prayer. Customer said, "I really needed to hear that." We discussed the serenity prayer. He left, "Love ya. Have a good day!" ... He reopened the door. "I can't believe I did that.... I told you I needed to hear those words!"

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYF8HqxA/ One of the comments made me think of @thebutterknife.bsky.social and her son! I'd CashApp a tip if he recreates this as an audition!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Mimi is in charge of the liquor store's loss prevention and customer entertainment.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments