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lizepu.bsky.social
Flight attendant • tired • in need of a cocktail (probably)
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Nothing hits like an adults only beach resort on a random Wednesday.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Evacuate an inverted plane? Flight attendants are amazing.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Must be the week before Valentine’s Day. The ex lovers are creeping back 🥴

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Just waiting for all my aviation people from the other place to come here so I can find them. Weird that you can miss people you never met.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Just tired. Grown men boarding flights with pink bath robes. Stop. Just be chill.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about me is: I don’t mind doing laundry on a layover AT ALL. I love going home with a clean bag and I might as well get paid per diem to do it. Also, I don’t have laundry in unit soooooo - it is kinda awesome.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

PAX love to tell you how dainty the flight attendants were back in the day, but also expect you to hulk their heavy ass bags into the overhead bins for them. 😒

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I survived Napster being shutdown. This too shall pass.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Not the UMNR asking if I would be on his next flight 🥹

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird to me that Bravo goes full on Harry Potter during the holiday hiatus.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This thunderstorm is wild! So glad I didn’t pick up a trip today and am comfy cozy on my couch.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaand that’s a wrap for me and the holiday travelers that are experts at travel despite haven’t haven’t been on a plane since Covid. To the inside of and airport or airplane, “See ya in 2025!”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I do NOT know what happened to my Apple mail but- it’s really making sure that I check zero emails ever.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

EVERY flight attendant during boarding.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, holiday travelers, can y’all chill just a little bit 🤏? “Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.” Is an actual thing I said to someone I was trying to help out majorly on the sly. Just sit the eff down! 😤 I’m handling it and I told you that and you huffing about is making me want to help you less.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I’m way too hungover for every effing leafblower in the county to be on right now.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s not insult porn stars right now -#RHOSLC 🤣🤣🤍🤍

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My Bad #RHOSLC

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Angie slept the entire flight? Heather peed all over everything in the lav? Sorry Heather, #TeamAngie #RHSLC

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Is Lizzie AI? #RHSLC

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I might have to do the math of the current year - my birth year to figure out how old I am But … I can also still dial 8002420100 at a moments notice to try and win Jingle Ball tickets. Not gonna stop trying now!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Go on and get all of that “I’m going to watch videos on my phone without headphones” energy out in the terminal. That will absolutely not be the vibe onboard. Ya jerks.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

As much as I don’t love waking up having my hair smell like campfire, it’s usually a sign of a good night with good people.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

submitted 93 days ago • 197 comments

If you’re going to sneak snacks into the movies, at least make them quiet snacks. Cracking pistachios open in the theater isn’t cool bruh.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I had a young person board a flight with a Dirty Dancing tshirt on and I was all “so cool” Kid has never seen it 🫤 Anyway it prompted me to watch it again. Still tracks.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I may not have it all but my friends are funny af and that really makes me happy.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Good crew >>>> good trip Thought about dropping this a few times but since the crew is good I’m heading on in.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I heard this is where the good fun people are now.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments