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And it's #Caturday! Sound up 😸🎧🔊🎶

Who remembers foam

Impish and Roguish smirks are legally distinct, and the sentencing guidelines reflect this.

Keep Out (2025, digital) #art

Yeah I guess you could say I'm wearing two dresses at once but in another more imaginative way you could say it's exactly like how things were back the olden times and I am a countess of some sort

they should make a magic mike movie for patriots and there should also be a magic mike attraction at Universal Studios Orlando with immersive augmented reality goggles

Horses from memory (getting clearer!)

Remember, the TrueRef timed gesture tool is 100% free! 🤍 trueref.art/trueref-gest...

you don’t have an “ant’s chance in rome” -my new phrase

Mouse flavoured vape for cat

how did us come to be?

me: "never again" also me: agains

"Checkmate fuckers" I chuckle darkly as one by one I swallow all the poorly positioned pieces on the board

*my white knuckled hands grip the mirror rattling wildly* I COMMAND YOU REVEAL THE FACE OF THE REPLY GUY (but then I see only my own and that's the evil magic lesson)

Good news

If bluesky is dead then call me the priests friend who helps do the candles because I am respectfully present

tellin’ me the air is a parent?

One of the underrated psychological benefits of d&d is that my bites now count as magical for the purpose of overcoming resistance and immunity to nonmagical attacks

all the fishes in the sea and the birds in the sky should put a pageant on in our honor. to boost morale