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writing at yahoo sports. podcasting with hittin’ season. sports. history. drag. cooking. endless crafting. philadelphia. leftism. not in that order. she/her
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::sobbing:: rilo kiley tickets obtained omg

why is a passenger on the PA? we’re still taking off our shoes and belts to go through security but anything goes when some chucklefuck on Southwest wants to commandeer the PA to sing objectively the worst song ever written?

Genuinely devastating.

There is no void loud enough to contain my screams

made cheesesteaks for dinner hell yeah

I’ve started collecting NFL team cookbooks as an extension of my collection of MLB team cookbooks and I regret to inform you that the Cowboys have published *so many cookbooks* that my current NFL collection contains only those.

Liz reheats risotto for dinner in defiance of man, god, and Top Chef

cautiously emerging from the "communicate with no one, read nothing, everything is awful" phase of unemployment and returning to social media.

hello friends. we're spending the weekend in brooklyn and could use suggestions on places to eat/drink/do things/shop while we're there. please help?

Jalen doesn’t do cheat days, not when training camp starts in five months god I love him so much

lolol that happened I can’t believe it, holy shit

we’re going to a parade, baby. see you there.

The Chiefs are scabs, they keep trying to cross the Pickett line.

This is already the high point of Mike Trout’s season

lol Ron Torbert isn’t working another super bowl ever again, he’ll be working titans-jags or panthers-falcons for the next five years

Drake’s finally getting his lick back at the second intermission of the NHL All-Star Game

some writers are going to argue again that the chiefs don’t get every call BUT THEY DO

the fuck is up with this scorebug

the last time I didn’t work the super bowl was early 2018. it’s weird.

Me: “who is that singing?” My sister: “[gasp] that’s lady Gaga!!” Me: “okay I think she’s had some work done because I thought that was Ariana Grande” My sister: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

my family simply refuses to believe brad pitt did anything wrong to his ex-wife, it’s infuriating