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liztruss.bsky.social
Parody of a Prime Minister.
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Official Statement from Liz Truss I am pleased to announce my candidacy to be Pope. The Church deserves to run into the ground, and I have experience doing just that.

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Roleplay where I’m Robert Moses and I split you down the middle like you’re a low-income area

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I have reached the age where I get Grindr ads for my specific type of high cholesterol

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Happy FCF

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On a strict diet of nothing but reheated nachos

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Trade alert: gay people will stop fucking in the sauna as soon as straight people stop having business conversations in there

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Twelve hours of flights, three different hotel rooms, and not a single thirst trap. I have truly lost madness that makes you a good poster.

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Thank you to everyone on the internet who bullied him 🫡 www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/u...

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The worst part of every WFH day is the 45 minutes that I have to spend actually working

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What happened this weekend, financially, can never happen again

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Got a white Bronco as my rental car, so will be thinking about OJ Simpson for the next week

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Habemus Papam

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When you bomb so hard that they ask you to run the Pentagon >>>>

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Reuniting with my ShaggyBoi™️ tomorrow

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Did you know that this will be the first Papal Conclave to have a Badonka-dunk tank?

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A little treat at Trixie’s motel

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Am I asking for too much if I think legal journalists should link to the lawsuit they’re reporting on?

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Please welcome to the stage, a girl who cannot stop going down, Ms Treasure E Bonds

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Hear me out - White Lotus: All Stars

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“No sides for me, thanks”

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She is risen indeed

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met God Herself this Easter

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Ran into a bloomf at Coachella! @liztruss.bsky.social

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