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liztrussmp.bsky.social
I crashed the economy and wrote a letter to Keir Starmer ** Parody **
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Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head! The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!

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It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!

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I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….

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But where will I go? My village needs me!

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They won’t let me stay. You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….

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Love to the family.

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I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it

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Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.

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Make Lettuce Great Again!

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You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!

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This is a disgrace Where’s my name in this list?

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I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!

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Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!

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Blame Kemi She asked me to be quiet….

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A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…

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I’ll always be an MP in my own mind

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It was the fault of the champagne socialists, the woke blob, the guardian….

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I had more days as Prime Minister than people can remember who I am I’m completely honest, the blob took me down!

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My Orange Overlord hasn’t let me get to close yet. I’m trying to arrange a meeting through our mutual friend, Steve and I promise to you @harbaysbuddy.bsky.social that I’ll shake both Mr Trumps hands.

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My economics plans would have made the UK great again! We’d have had great savings rates, a currency that made everyone millionaires and investors queuing up to buy what’s left of our assets! I for one welcome the Orange Overlord

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Gotta work, work, work, work, work…. Now it’s indoors, I’m not invited

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They’re on the way Just going through all the Allen’s in the phone book….

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What’s your address? You’re getting a letter!

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The residents of Thetford agreed to crowdfund my ticket. They’re lovely people.

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I’ve always been at the forefront of fashion

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I’m very much for free speech…. Unless it offends me

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But can a lettuce say the Bank of England, OBR and Treasury have captured by leftist woke ideology? I’ve never heard a lettuce speak.

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Roy, were you the person who called Radio 4 and describe me as all fart and no shit? www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/radi...

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Good to see the Liberal Lefty media still know who I am, but they forget it’s the champagne drinking, liberal left, tofu eating woke who really crashed the economy Even though they didn’t make a single decision, it was their fault.

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My lawyers have instructed me to write you another letter. I’m considering which one of the 26 to send you

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Only 9 years and 269 days left to save the West.

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Oh I will…. Aaron A Aaronson, your letter is on the way

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CEASE AND DESIST! CEASE AND DESIST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS NOW! CEASE AND DESIST! 💪

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My friend Steve told me he was concentrating on my audiobook. Thanks Donald for listening to my ideas

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Thank you Sir Michael for your support. Free Speech for everyone apart from the woke lefties who don’t agree with me

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This week, I’ve had someone write a letter for me to Keir Starmer. If he keeps saying saying that I did what I did, then I’ll get someone to write him another letter soon.

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