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theonion.com/historians-q...

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pussy out is rly the best way to sleep

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We both took our meds and look like thissss😂❤️ Bout to have theee best sleep

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Fontaines released a deluxe version of Romance. Such a beautiful mix of Starburster🥹 open.spotify.com/track/653n07...

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Me right now!

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Oh I already know the feet freaks gonna eat this upppppppp #FeetFreaksky

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not sure who needs this, but CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN GLASSES

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Was waiting in line and I hear the 2 guys behind me talkin bout "I love scrubs. I'm sick bro." "yeah and she has long hair. I love long hair with a fat ass" 😂😂😂 Pfff I already knew my butt looked cute in these scrubs😗💅 but it's nice to hear it in the wild sometimes hahaha

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The feminine name of Matt is Mattress

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Sushiiii & Studying for my exam tomorrow

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What doesn't kill you flares up and tries again

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Got this call at work and burst out laughing when I looked at the caller ID....liiiike WHOMST IS CALLIN ME???😂

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I loOoOove his work🤌 Justin O'Neal is such a dope artist

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What the helleberry 😂🌪️

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I love T-Pain😂

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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I'm soo sleeeeeepy My coffee just made me feel more relaxed & my heating pad feels tooo good right now. I'm about to fall asleep at work fr🥹

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"Wow" is a nicer way to say "F^ck you" at the doctor's office.

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fuck ICE. all my homies hate ICE.

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Cardiovascular B

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Cuddlin' with my baby🩷 we're both exhausted from being at the vet hospital all day. She had 2 seizures & lots of bleeding from her mouth today, it was very scary😔 I'll find out on Thursday if she's a good candidate for surgery. My hearts been in a million pieces💔need something good

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Rewatching(self-harming)Normal People again because apparently I'm not sad enough😀😂

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I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

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This has been stuck in my damn head for 2 weeks now, I hate himmmmm😂

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🎶Your eyes they look like mine, so I can see you feel confined🎶

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Been awhile since I bought myself a lil summnn & this velour pink has me in a chokehold🥺 Rihanna so🫠

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🐾🤍.

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I'm sorry, but rich, privileged women going on a space fieldtrip is not inspiring. The people are who ARE inspiring are the hardworking women working in STEM. You know, the ones who are at risk of losing their jobs and grants. #SaveOurScience

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Oooooo this set🫠 I loOooOoove this color, I neeed it

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Gooodnight🤭

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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski

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🎶Empathy is the poor man's cocaine and love is just a chemical by any other name I like the way your pheromones make me sleepy This far away, I still smell you inside me🎶 open.spotify.com/track/16k1hK...

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Yasssssss babaaaay

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aside: a stunning comment from David Baker, UW professor who won the Nobel Prize in 2024. Now 15 lab members are looking for positions overseas. “There’s so many amazing people who want to come in, & we can’t take them. The Nobel Prize was just a little blip. But things have gotten quite bleak.”

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Mahmoud Khalil was a breaking point, the vertex of so many contradictions. Now, Mohsen Mahdawi presents one more chance for all of us in this country to look at each other, and to know this is not what we choose to be part of. There is nothing to be done in this moment except everything.

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