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Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
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Important Denver cheese tycoon news.

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John McCain in Hell watching the U.S. about to go to war with Iran when he's too dead to enjoy it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

As much as we all hate that guy, you have to admit that him becoming President is going to make the other guy's death even funnier.

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The old argument that gay marriage bans didn't implicate the Equal Protection clause was "Straight people aren't allowed to enter same-sex marriages either!" That's the precise cockheaded reasoning the court applies today: "Trans and cis kids are both denied hormone treatment so no discrimination!"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Justice Kagan's position - "Discrimination against trans people is subject to heightened scrutiny but trans healthcare bans might be okay, who's to say?" - is precisely the milquetoast Democratic moderate stance.

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Stop sending me this shit

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Trans girls just want to exercise their God-given right to look like PTA moms in peace and people act like it's the end of the world.

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Kristi Noem is looking rough.

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John McCain in Hell watching the U.S. about to go to war with Iran when he's too dead to enjoy it.

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Hey just checking, is there a guy in the Bible who becomes a powerful political leader and prevents people from going to church?

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gOd ChOsE dOnALd TrUmP

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The funniest thing about the "Traditional Country" Grammy is that real traditional country music was about things like labor riots and running from the law, but the new category means songs about licking as many cop boots as possible.

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My Uber ride is a Tesla (alas) and we got cut off by another Tesla. My driver said "Look at this guy!" and I said "Tesla drivers, am I right?" She didn't think it was funny.

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You have never looked at a pizza that God didn't love.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

PSA: Anti-Trump AI-generated art is still really bad for the environment and still utilizes a product trained on people's artwork without permission or compensation.

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The system works!

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Pro tip: Use Visa/AmEx/Mastercard gift cards that people gave you for some reason to pay medical bills, then get reimbursed by your HSA to turn them into actual money.

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If we're going to completely upend the U.S. political system and replace it with something terrible we may as well just hand the country over to the Pope.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just a girl, standing in front of the community of social media liberals, begging them to stop posting AI slop, even to dunk on Trusk.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

"This is a distraction." Well, yes, ultimately everything is a distraction from you primary duty to seek first the Kingdom of God and his righteousness.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Soon.

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It's insane that we figured this out 140 years ago and then just kept making it worse.

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The straights are at it again.

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Popes wearing baseball caps.

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To save money and promote productivity in our household we will no longer buy food at the grocery store. Instead we will grow our own food. Nobody in the family knows how to grow food and we don't have enough land to do so, but I'm sure we'll figure it out before we starve to death.

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i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!

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The radical left will never get me to put salt in my coffee. The very idea is preposterous.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

The Spiro Agnew wristwatch stays on during sex.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Elon Musk explaining his black eye.

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Nostalgic Porno for Pyros

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I hate to break it to proponents of generative AI but saving time by making your output worse isn't a new idea.

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It's me I'm on the left and right.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry but talking is gross. You want me to listen to a bunch of noises made by your saliva-covered tongue and oral membranes and your neck guts that vibrate while you breathe through them? Get over yourself.

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The FCC could have stopped your phone from being a 24/7 vector for scam robocalls but Ajit Pai, one of the biggest Republican dumbfucks ever to hold public office, blocked the proposed regulation.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

New York Times writers describing Chinese women.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

To all the fat-fingered Chinese girls out there: I see you, I love you, I will not let you be erased.

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Only Trump could make liberals line up behind the Ivy League, BigLaw and the Pope.

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Amazing statistic

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This is hilarious. The Colorado Rockies are being sued by a guy who got hit by a foul ball at a game. The complaint alleges that the Rockies suck so bad that onsite spectators are unlikely to pay attention to the game, increasing the risk of injury by stray balls.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Bill Burr

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Supreme Court lacks quorum to hear a copyright case because too many Justices have book deals with one of the parties.

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