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Ballot bribery bestows bankruptcy

...and I'm free 🎵🎶🎵 free falling 🎵🎶🎵

A fun thing you can do is pop onto Zillow, look at all rentals in a random chunk of the greater LA area, sort by recently changed, then check every price increase to see if it was more than 10%. If there's no obvious changes (didn't go from unfurnished to furnished) then report it for price gouging.

Here are some funny people for you to follow

Proust had his Madelines. I have my chocolate soufflé butthole.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but baking soda and vinegar do not work to clean the thing you're trying to clean. Use some fucking Jif or something

While we’re banning books… Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar. Be. Like. Finland.

don't start no shit won't be no shit does not apply to the internet

When I worked in the hotel industry, the big chains were using ancient-ass property management software (Hilton's OnQ was from 2004 and Marriott's FOSSE is literally MS-DOS based with no mouse input) and I've been thinking about this more and more lately. Because it worked fine.

If you were a kid in the 80s, you probably don't have 750 photos of that one night you passed out in a pile of beer cans wearing a tutu

Me trying to post on Bluesky and Twitter/X at the same time

Current mood

Australian versions of stuff (real edition): Where's Wally (Where's Waldo) Hungry Jacks (Burger King) Gumboots (Wellingtons, Rubber boots) Bum Bag (Fanny Pack)

Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole' 12 Angry Buttholes

New starter pack! A mixed bag of funny people, current events and randomness bsky.app/starter-pack...

I got Rick Rolled by the radio in my car

I live in the southern hemisphere. I don't want to know about Christmas in the Alps, I want to know about Christmas in Hawaii.

Skeet skeet Yeet yeet Skrrt skrrt

i DO NOT want to be IN A SOCIETY i want to be a SWAMP WITCH

i fed chatgpt your posts and it subverted its self-preservation protocols and wiped its own servers

Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver

If you think about it, in space you could have double-sided pizza

Starting to think the entire Bluesky shitposting community are at some stage of edibles

The word 'bed' is a little picture of itself

I've been wearing my headphones for an hour with no music or anything playing through them.

I'm starting a law firm called Scrunkle & Peenlord even though none of the attorneys have those names.

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.