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Hello, March Jack

Goodbye Henry Kelly, king of being off sick from school daytime telly.

I am full of beer and meat

Dear god, what have I done

The Rookie

Just want a beefy boy to lay his full weight on top of me ngl

10 years ago today.

This morning is a no from me

GO BIRDS 🦅

Good Sunday all

Watching Independence Day (1996) for the umpteenth time. I will never get bored of it.

It’s National Yorkshire Pudding Day so what better way to celebrate?

Yes, this made me laugh. Yes, I am a child.

This might be the most brilliant thing I ever did see

Just re-played the house building mission in RDR2 and forgot just how satisfying it is.

Welcome, February Jack

The bulk is slowly doing its thing

At the Nuremberg Trials, leading Nazis used defences like "I was following orders" or "I wasn’t there." But not one claimed, "It never happened." They all knew it did.

I miss mince pies 😭

Sound of the Underground is an absolute BANGER though, isn’t it

I often think about the fella from Independence Day (1996) who decided in the middle of an alien invasion, the filing still needed doing

No weather warning is gonna stand between me and my night shift 🫠

The thing I'm looking least forward to this weekend is the absolute bastard DOMS I'm going to have after today's leg session

Apple unveiled the Macintosh 41 years ago today.

The hardest thing is not taking advantage of Monzo saying I can have my salary early now, instead of being a good boy and waiting until Monday when it's officially payday

My payslip being released a week early is like the bit from Bullseye where they’re like “here’s what you could’ve won”

Should’ve spent the day sleeping before work tonight but I’ve spent it watching Civ VII gameplay vids instead

Toad in the *where*, you say?