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The first half of the Captain America: New World Order trailer looks like it could almost be a decent spy thriller, but then the second half looks like this

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Biden if he became president twenty years earlier

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Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:

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Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:

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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

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Democratic senators when Republicans draft a bill containing man-made horrors beyond our comprehension

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leftist shitposters who frequently get tummy aches starter pack

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Diarrhea! In the Target Bathroom

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Anti-Landlord sticker spotted in Plateau, Montréal

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I enjoyed Dune 2 but I'm not convinced making it secretly a musical worked as well as it did for Wonka

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my therapist: the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:

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folks,

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please, Mr. Bob Dobalina is my son's name. Call me Mr. Robert Dobertalina.

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"The problems are bad but their causes... their causes are very good."

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how skinny people sound when they try to make a discussion on fat-shaming about them

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Jason Momoa doing a Joker impression and Tyrese Gibson doing a Tyrese Gibson impression are great, don't get me wrong, but how on earth are there going to be three of these? they were already out of ideas a third of the way through this

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How could it cost $400 million to make Avatar 2 when the entire movie can fit on my phone! I’m a genius, btw

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I usually don't get pregnant from household water leaks myself, maybe it's just a landlord thing?

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www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...

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Biden if he became president twenty years earlier

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We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash

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they did what they were told and were killed anyway.

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half this Starbucks statement is union-busting rhetoric that isn't even remotely connected to the situation in Israel/Gaza, and the other half is reacting to a union tweet that just says "Free Palestine!" with the video of the fence being bulldozed (no act of terror involved)

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she Patti on my Mayonnaise until I Doug [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she Patti on my Doug til I Mayonnaise [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she Mayonnaise on my Doug til I Skeeter [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

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Let horses smoke weed

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Hello Ladys. I have obtained a compilation of every Wassup ad ever made, even the Banned ones, and I have just opened a tin of snyeders Buffalo chicken flavored pretzel bites. Care to join me ?

The first half of the Captain America: New World Order trailer looks like it could almost be a decent spy thriller, but then the second half looks like this

Biden if he became president twenty years earlier

Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:

Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Democratic senators when Republicans draft a bill containing man-made horrors beyond our comprehension

leftist shitposters who frequently get tummy aches starter pack

Diarrhea! In the Target Bathroom

Anti-Landlord sticker spotted in Plateau, Montréal

I enjoyed Dune 2 but I'm not convinced making it secretly a musical worked as well as it did for Wonka

my therapist: the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:

folks,

please, Mr. Bob Dobalina is my son's name. Call me Mr. Robert Dobertalina.

"The problems are bad but their causes... their causes are very good."

how skinny people sound when they try to make a discussion on fat-shaming about them

Jason Momoa doing a Joker impression and Tyrese Gibson doing a Tyrese Gibson impression are great, don't get me wrong, but how on earth are there going to be three of these? they were already out of ideas a third of the way through this

How could it cost $400 million to make Avatar 2 when the entire movie can fit on my phone! I’m a genius, btw

I usually don't get pregnant from household water leaks myself, maybe it's just a landlord thing?

www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...

Biden if he became president twenty years earlier

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash

they did what they were told and were killed anyway.

half this Starbucks statement is union-busting rhetoric that isn't even remotely connected to the situation in Israel/Gaza, and the other half is reacting to a union tweet that just says "Free Palestine!" with the video of the fence being bulldozed (no act of terror involved)

Let horses smoke weed

Hello Ladys. I have obtained a compilation of every Wassup ad ever made, even the Banned ones, and I have just opened a tin of snyeders Buffalo chicken flavored pretzel bites. Care to join me ?

when you see a police dog

TD Bank is pronounced Tiddy Bank

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