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Baseball fan, Stardew fan. Loves animals more than people! Loves coffee!! Suffers from digestive conditions (Lactose Intolerance, Gluten Sensitive, IBS, Diverticulosis), means I can't eat squat, I'm starving most days, don't cross me. No DM's. No MAGA.
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How do you tell the gender of an ant? Put it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats...

submitted 2 days ago • 128 comments

I sat next to a baby for a 9 hour flight... didn’t think it was possible for someone to scream for 9 hours straight. Even the baby was impressed I was able to pull it off.

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment, that you want to spend your whole life without them.

submitted 3 days ago • 73 comments

Did you hear? Scientists have just successfully combined the DNA from a sheep, a hummingbird and a fly. They call it a… Baahumbug.

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

Bought a can of fly spray from the store today. Sprayed it all over myself… I still cant fly.

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

At breakfast, a man asked his wife "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied. "I'd take half and then leave you." "Great!" He said. "I won $12 yesterday, here's $6, stay in touch.”

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

How old were you when you found out that “A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA” backwards is “A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA”????

submitted 13 days ago • 141 comments

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

submitted 14 days ago • 87 comments

Most people don't know that the opposite of a Croissant is actually a happy uncle.

submitted 13 days ago • 43 comments

Did you know that if a piano falls on you, your head will B-flat?

submitted 15 days ago • 68 comments

Did you know most Kangaroos can jump higher than a house. That is because a house can't jump at all.

submitted 15 days ago • 100 comments

What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs & will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

submitted 17 days ago • 63 comments

Did you know that shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach? All the sharks are busy being on TV.

submitted 18 days ago • 24 comments

In case anyone checks my profile and notices I don't post often, it's bc i don't visit here often. But I'm not a bot. I'm real. Just spending my time in SunHaven now.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you Col. Schappert. Not a life wasted! This has reached millions.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone comes to my profile 🤣 and sees I haven't posted in a month, I'm still visiting #stardewValley, with some time in #ForksWashington to visit the #vampires and #werewolves. Basically, staying away from this place bc it's all doom and gloom. Nobody needs that crap!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments