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loaflife.bsky.social
e-bike gym alien nitrous oxide cat girl bro with a love for titties and kratom
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Jacking off to my friends master thesis

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I have the hottest girlfriend what the fuckkkk

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My girlfriend, who is moving in with me, informed me she never does the dishes because “it just isn’t a vibe”

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

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Day 4 no caffeine

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Greased up tiddies

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Chat I’m cooked I’m mindlessly browsing LinkedIn pray for me

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

everyone says boredom is good for you. Why am I so scared of it?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Whadap 15 followers I hope you all have a wonderful day

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Dear ADHD liberals:: I have a secret we’ve been hiding. YOU DONT NEED TO FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY!! It’s a scam by big society. Here’s the playbook. Buy just 2-3 types of socks in bulk. After washing, just throw them all into a big suitcase. Don’t match that shit. Post 1/?…

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

We love Ritalin

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

This is your sign to take 2 tabs of acid and huff nitrous 💞🙏💞

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been working out alone for years. I’m so tired of it. I want friends to work out with. It’s so lonely to do many hard things over and over by yourself.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

It’s with great pleasure I announce meow

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps the biggest turn off was when I showed someone the song “guilty conscious” and they DDNT LIKE IT they said it was NOT THEIR STYLE ?!??!?

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Guys LOOK

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Am I losing my mind

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If I was in a jury they'd have to declare it a hung jury no matter what

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

OATMEAL WRAPPED: You had 647 bowls of oatmeal this year. T-oat-ally cool! 23% of your oatmeal had cinnamon in it. We guess you just like the sweeter things in life 😏

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

In my home all Brussels sprouts are big and sexy

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Good music is crack

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

woke freddie mercury be like i want to ride my e bicycle i want to ride my e bike

submitted 572 days ago • 2 comments

Stickybuds be like: SHAMBHALAAAAAAA

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

TO EVERYONE SUPPORTING LUIGI: mroooowwww

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

lack of friends will kill you

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

ladies and gentlemen if you want to actually make the shift to bluesky it’s quite easy just delete all your other options

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

casually listening to tipper at the gym is the equivalent of sneaking into the bathroom to boof some liquid lsd while everyone else is sipping beers at the local pub

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments