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Looking for advice on how to handle two passive aggressive boomers who bring out the worst in me. Asking for a friend. Absolutely not about spending the next 24 hours with parents.

(Dark) God Bless Us, Everyone!

Queer holiday cheer ❤️💚🏳️‍🌈 [ #cuteart #illustration #christmas ]

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

Healthcare should be a public utility. Would you want wealthy water CEOs deciding who goes thirsty?

"skin him first... and use the snail fork" 🥵

Call me a reptile the way i need my room at perfect humidity to function

a stranger in the mall complimented my hannibal shirt I WIN

My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

here's pan to brighten the skyline

It's like they're bringing in Thanos.

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

The reason all the politicians you don't like have been there for 30 years is that they keep winning elections. You could run against them and get more votes if you want or like you could just bitch that voters voted for someone you don't like idk man I'm not your mom

A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.

Thank goodness we jumped ship when we did; it's just getting worse over there:

Dear Humans, Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.

The problem with the internet is that everyone thinks their opinion is the irrefutable truth, mostly about media when in reality it's just your perception of it

day 162 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Bluesky has gained another 350,000 users. Hi, new folks! Welcome to Bluesky. I’m your host of hosts, God.

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Another environmental catastrophe caused by Russians east of Crimea, after one of their decaying oil tankers broke apart on high seas 2 days ago, 35km of pristine coastline has been contaminated in true Russian style. And these tankers are now all over the world.

at some point i think we need to have a conversation about how art that makes you feel negative emotions is not the same thing as that piece of art being harmful, and that there are no hard and fast rules for what actually “counts” as dangerous

i know it will never happen not in a million years but i can be a little deranged and hope for mads mikkelsen or hugh dancy in interview with the vampire. they need to play weird freaks covered in blood again. a man can dream

Small drones have limited range and flight time, and rules recently relaxed to allow more night flights, so if you see those, they're local. Big drones almost certainly have FAA clearance. Manned aircraft have lights. When you first start paying attention to something, you will notice more of it.

Bro, did you just perceive me??

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

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day 5 of connor studies #dbh #connorrk800

Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

Sad but true.

Roach in the Red Flag kitchen