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Isn't it weird how much of an utterly sane oasis the Oscars seem nowadays?

Paul Tonko had a town hall today. and the room was brought to its feet by the rousing speech of one of the attendees. Everyone needs to see this. it gives me real hope. old.reddit.com/r/Albany/com...

Every time you key a Te$la, an angel gets its wings. Also, if you throw a brick at a Te$la, An angel gets a rockin six-pack and perfect teeth.

I'm gonna start a Christian bakery and call it "For Crusts Sake"

OH CNN, you make me laugh

Hear me out. "Muppet Red Dawn" Beaker goes to yell "WOLVERINES!", but it comes out "MEEP ME MEEEEP!!"

I hate it all. I hate this president, and his klepto-cabal and our inability to rid ourselves of them . I hate MAGA and the dumb worthless ignorant Americans.. but I also hate our feckless response.. the same shock and horror outrage circus and the endless self-absorbed indignation. We deserve this

Going right to cold green grapes immediately after a VISCOUS teeth cleaning.. ow.. bad idea. Oh well, I guess I'll just have this everything bagle OW ANOTHER BAD IDEA.. #Tapiocamoments

I could watch Conan interview Dr Arroyo probably ten million times in a row and not get tired of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOt... #DoctorSchool

Jumping down people's throats for posting benign Instagram links is not a measure of anyone's politics or a way to make this site a success. Goddamn people. The litmus tests are exhausting #bsky #meta

There needs to a transitional product between NyQuil and DayQuil for that time of day when you're not interested in getting amped up but also not ready to collapse into a coma.. like GloamQuil?

I dont know how I feel about RTJ songs being used for Turbotax commericals. #RTJ

Every time Tony Romo says that Mahomes is "SO GREAT AT _____" Mahomes completely boofs it. LOL #GoBills

Every Michelob Ultra commercial ends too soon.. they always cut the "this tastes like absolute piss!" part from the end. #GoBills

This is a fucking football game #GoBills

Holy shit what is with that smug weather guy on the CBS News break at the half? LOL #CBS

As a homeowner, I feel like Miyazaki should have done more to give the audience a conclusion about what became of the collapsing Pergola at the Totoro house. That thing was a death trap just waiting there to smash Satsuki and Mei. I mean you just know that Dad wasn't gonna do shit. #Ghibli#Totoro

is it normal for a cold to start in your chest and then march to your Sinuses? This is a new one for me. #sick#miserable

The part about a cold that I hate the most : "Cough Abs" - when your abs start to burn every time you cough just to remind you that you're not even in good enough shape to be sick. Where you at with that shit, Nyquil, people? #sick#nyquil

Filing this one away for future reference to print out for all my coworkers www.healthline.com/health/diges...

Unpopular Opinion: The Loader from Aliens is a completely inefficient way to move payloads, has far to many moving parts and is dangerously top heavy and would never be chosen for military use.

is anyone else having that chest cold that goes away and then apparently comes back in a more jagged form a week later?

I cant help but shake the feeling that Narnia would be MAGA territory.. like the White Witch is really just running a DHS Branch.. I bet even the Beavers would have Fox News on. #LOTR #Narnia

Is it weird that my favorite part of Blade Runner 2049 is that David Dalstacian's character is named Coco? #BladeRunner #SciFi

Why is it always "He Him" but never "Him He" ? Who decides these things? #questions

I was going to retreat fully from Facebook, but then this happened www.facebook.com/groups/62376... #Foodies #Cuisine #hautecuisine #thehealthdepartment

Why does he ALWAYS look like he's been holding his breath for a minute and a half before the picture was taken?

Somebody went skiing this week #funny #Spectrumnews

Julia punched me in her sleep. Right in the elbow of all places. I can forgive for now, but it's going on the list.

Eggers next movie should be a Cosmic space horror. #Eggers #Horror #Nosferatu