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Elon Musk can eat my entire ass. The CFPB has been one of the most successful federal agencies ever created, protecting Americans from grifting scoundrels like…Elon Musk. This is completely illegal and unconstitutional. I sincerely hope that Musk & Trump both die of dick cancer.

Well, I’m sure that her hands were thoroughly wrung first.

She’ll always be the One Who Got Away. 🥺

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

It’s been said before by both others (h/t to Charlie Pierce) and by me, but it bears repeating: Chuck Schumer is not a wartime consigliere.

Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports

Happy #AhsokaDay!

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Yup.

My Senator has provided an outstanding summary of a parade of horribles. I would encourage everyone to share this with your MAGA friends & family. They should know what they voted for, and they sure as hell wont see it in their media bubbles.

To recap the week: -Found out Neil Gaiman is a monster -My stupid Vikings lost in humiliating fashion -Bob Uecker died -And worst of all, David Lynch died And it’s only THURSDAY. Well, surely next week will be bet…wait, what’s that? Monday is Jan. 20? Oh. 2025 everyone! Going to be a great year!

💔

Well, drats. My favorite living director (maybe artist?) is dead. The world certainly just became a lot less interesting, but we should all aspire to be our most genuine, cockamamied selves. We’ll miss you dearly, Mr. Lynch. Blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way!

The dipshittery in this piece is *astonishing*. I spent pretty much the whole piece making the Doc Rivers face. The further I read, the more I started to think that we men not only deserve the hate we get, but that we probably deserve to get a lot more.

Wrong.

Lmaaaaooo. Even the Vikings’ socials person has given up on Darnold and this season.