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The depression demons are hard at work today

I don’t believe my parents voted, and if they did, it was not for Harris. They are planning on doing a national park tour this year and they’re gonna be gravely upset when they can’t because of all the layoffs. You guys chose this!

At the ripe old age of now I wear compression socks

Really Hoping my nuuly order gets here before my NYC trip. 🤞

But you should still go buy my book because it’s perfect otherwise.

Read my son the book I wrote tonight. It was hard getting through it knowing there is a grammatical error that I caught pre publishing but somehow was put back in. There are almost 100 books printed by now all with this error. Go fuck yourself 2025, and you too bookpublishingcompany.co

My kid has now entered his “I want to be a YouTuber” age. And is recording himself and saying “subscribe and like my channel.” 🤣🤣

I don’t recommend getting so anxious and stressed out you feel like you’re gonna vomit. So I’m not sure why I chose to be a hairstylist… haha

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

See you in June Peoria people!!!

My last name is misspelled, but I’m in the local papers! I’ll be signing autographs now.

I wrote about how I will never stop creating & my son being sick 🤒 open.substack.com/pub/loelizab...

The weeknd

Sad mom comics

If you need me I’ll be becoming bff’s with ChatGPT. Probably shouldn’t use her as a therapist, or call it a her.. but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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