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loftytome.bsky.social
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Is April fool day happening this year?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck bro, you’re looking like, a little too fresh today. Can I mess you up a little?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

What’s up, what’s your vibe? Do you like to travel, or…

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck this. Now i have to break out the mega long range periscope

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Girl babies look like Wallace Shawn to me

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Im about to make it rain Great British pounds

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Hi #cbdthoughts

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime we open the fridgerator they would start oinking

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Well I haven’t lost it yet. So far I’ve only misplaced it

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Dropping anchor outside ur moms crib

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Does anybody know where Michelin starred restaurants get their ingredients? I thought it would be the finest purveyors but I’m usually wrong about everything in life.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A mug of hibiscus tea would take me out rn

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

we play some music as well outside the establishment so passers by can get a sense of what awaits within

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I’m being played a game of cat and moused with

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Are bones really worth the hype?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Hello. Is anyone interested in starting a years-long process?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

getting eaten out by a guy with slicked back hair >>>>>>

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The birth control app your male friends can’t stop talking about

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

this app is like a completely insane version of snapchat

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I got a Colonoscopy in Ibiza

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments