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I hate when people complain about how "divided" we are as a nation. If you think division is the problem, you are always welcome to heal our great divide by agreeing with me about more stuff!

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Daily reminder that exercise is as good as the science says it is and that sucks I hate that

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah, brother

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Have the Germans come up with a word for that moment when you really have to pee and you whip out your bits and it takes 3 beats before the flow starts

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Mitch McConnell voting against RFK's confirmation:

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submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

LFG

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I may have to wait 45 minutes to speak to a person about my cancelled flight, but at least I get to listen to the worst music on the planet while I hold!!!!

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

*Dave Mustaine voice* Last mistake...probably gonna make more mistakes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Hill staffers report Sen. Mitch McConnell was “trying to suck his own dick” in the moments immediately preceding each fall. Attempts to discourage him have thus far been unsuccessful.

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In the 7th grade, my Jesus freak social studies teacher confiscated my CD player and when he gave it back at the end of the day, he warned me Iron Maiden had secret Satanic messages you could hear if you played the music backwards. Yeah man, they got those if you play it forwards too. It kicks ass.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

In 2015, a coworker of mine was leaving for the Navy and said of the election, "I don't really care who wins, they'll be my boss either way." Personally, I care very much who my boss is! Especially when they're in charge of sending me to uhhh war!!!!!! Anyway I think about that a lot.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Pascal's Wanker

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

New Deafheaven song is good 🤙🤙

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Happy Death Metal Friday #metalsky

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

day 75 of making a cow tools meme every day unless I don't

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once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

submitted 86 days ago • 45 comments

This scene rearranged my atoms the first time I saw it.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

RIP to a legend. An authentic genius of the medium, leaving behind a body of work filled to the brim with brilliant films.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

They should make the graphics on the Switch 2 even worse on purpose

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

If you played me the new Halo Effect record and told me it was Dark Tranquility I would 100% believe it, but that's not a knock because DT rips.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

submitted 55 days ago • 333 comments

I miss when the internet was a disparate collection of websites and small forums where you could explore your interests instead of a cartel of three companies run by megalomaniacs that own every platform.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has been sentenced to 100 gentle kisses on his forehead

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Happy Death Metal Friday #metalsky

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Cock AND ball torture??? In this economy???

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

There's a big "PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET" sign on the door of the bathroom in my company's new office which is so funny because (1) wow, how little faith do you have in us, and (2) all the toilets are automatic

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