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I am a man of constant sorrow, perpetual angst, and periodic rage, but with a song in my heart. The song is a ska cover of a Bauhaus song. I also have a dog.
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Having tanked the stock market and kicked off a global trade war, Donald Trump decided to take Friday off and fly to Florida to spend a long weekend playing golf.

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It had a great cast, an Oscar-winning director, stunning production design, and a stellar writer. So why did "Something Is Wrong on Saturn 3" suck so hard?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."

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Trump claims he knows nothing about a journalist being added to the discussion of the Yemen attack. That's one of the first times I've ever believed Donald Trump.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

You know what I miss about going to the office? Bribing people. I used to be great at using homemade cookies, perfect lattes, and the odd box of donuts to get people to expedite tasks for me. If you do that online the dollar amounts rise to the point where it becomes actual corruption.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

At this point I’m surprised Trump hasn’t given Tila Tequila a cabinet post. #tilatequila

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

“My nipples explode with delight!”

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Trump has also enacted 25% tariffs on Australian imports. Their Prime Minister has reached out to Trump to negotiate but Trump won’t take the call.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever someone talks about their digestive system, it's always bad. You never hear someone say "My butthole feels great today!" This is a missed opportunity. A Preparation H commercial featuring attractive people saying "My butthole feels great!" would dominate the Superbowl. #mybuttholefeelsgreat

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Republicans were all about the free market?

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Trump’s Secretary of Defense says America is ready to go to war with China. America has spent the last 75 years trying to avoid war with China. Trump’s poised to make it happen over ego. I’m starting to get a 1914 vibe.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Begun, the trade war has.

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Accordion Guy never disappoints.

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This is his way of standing up to Trump. See, Trump is a New Yorker, so renaming NY strip steak to Texas strip steak is a direct challenge to his authority.

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Naomi Dobbs, Southwest Region director for Rep. Jeff Hurd (R-AZ) scheduled a town hall meeting this week. When she saw that it was a full house she asked the Sheriff for a police escort so she could get out of town without having to talk to any constituents.

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Moments after telling Zelensky that he was playing with World War III Trump addressed the desperate situation by jetting off to Florida to play golf.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The meeting between Zelensky and Trump went about as expected. Trump told a bunch of lies, claimed Zelensky hadn't thanked him, claimed Zelensky was talking too loud and too much, then went off on an incoherent rant for several minutes.

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Remember when Trump promised he’d leave Social Security alone? He’s cutting half their staff.

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If Trump is selling US citizenship for $5 million, I should be able to sell mine. My wife and I could sell ours for $10 million and use to money to retire in Canada.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I've only been awake 45 minutes and I'm already out of spoons.

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