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Use the Force, Luke... to grab that cop's gun!...

God dammit

"Technically it's ephebophilia" guys are so awesome, they don't even realize how they sound

[pharmaceutical hq] CEO: we need some new drug names MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah VP: ar-are you ok MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi VP: sir he’s having a stroke MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia VP: we should call 911 MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty

look, neither of them are actually gonna kill themselves. musk will brood on it and mope around conspicuously, but he ultimately lacks the conviction required. as for trump, he lacks the depth of interiority. could a beetle commit suicide? could an amoeba? absurd to consider

Wishing a very "end of Reservoir Dogs" to Messrs. Musk, Trump, Miller, and Bannon

I'm gently stroking all of your posts. I'm whispering softly and making them uncomfortable

just remembered the greatest post of all time

i am hiding inside a forest log. if you walked by i could surprise you. i know how to spring forth from my log.

Cool man. I'm just a very online poster who thinks it's funny. What are you doing legislatively to stop or fix the bill? You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine

[Sultry] crunch-a-tize me, Cap'n...

The girls are fightiiiiiiiing

I hope he never EVER develops a sense of self awareness

Posters. Lurkers. Bots. Admins. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. But everything changed when the Bot Army attacked

Oh god the dentist's name is CHAD

I don’t even know what to say. Democrats are losing because of rw media etc etc, but also because the people with the most influence on the overall strategy for the past decade or so are *extraordinarily* bad at politics.

Utterly, absolutely perfect weather for a bike ride and instead I have to drive out to the stupid bastard dentist in the goddamned blighted suburbs. Truly life is torment