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Guess I’m going to jail

submitted 3 days ago • 114 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 7 days ago • 111 comments

capital has always sought to destroy areas of wildlife because they hate that you can go to a place where you immediately feel as though you belong to the world, and you feel more capable, and more loving, and the joy persists, and costs nothing. they also i'm pretty sure hate birds (can't shop)

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Carefree Koolerz (2001-circa 2006): A line of sugar-free chewing gum that released a "cooling" sensation in your mouth while you chewed it. Available in flavors such as lemonade, berry, peppermint, pina colada, strawberry, and mango splash.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

This is a no debate zone. What we are doing here is forging an impenetrable echo chamber comprised of people who are friendly, cool and (this part is redundant) like alternative rock

submitted 9 days ago • 116 comments

That’s how you write a headline, people.

submitted 9 days ago • 571 comments

All I know is the Eagles never dominated in the Super Bowl when Howard Eskin had access to the team.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Do these copycats even ACKNOWLEDGE that he’s a Rock and Roll Martian??

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

submitted 12 days ago • 41 comments

Drake rn:

submitted 18 days ago • 69 comments

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

submitted 18 days ago • 453 comments

go birds

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments

Is American quiet quitting democracy?

submitted 22 days ago • 49 comments

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

submitted 23 days ago • 1278 comments

everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store

submitted 23 days ago • 183 comments

Bring back Caldor and put it in charge of public health www.facebook.com/share/14PL3D...

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock

submitted 23 days ago • 104 comments

1. Show up. Go to the places Musk is taking over, bring cameras, demand to find out what's going on and where it breaks the law. 2. Refuse to allow standard business to continue unimpeded. Deny unanimous consent, delay votes, etc. 3. Be public about how illegal all of this is 4. Lay out a plan

submitted 25 days ago • 197 comments

At least when Trump drags me off to the camps, I’ll be able to look myself in the mirror knowing that I always gave him the benefit of the doubt as a fair- minded journalist

submitted 24 days ago • 38 comments

(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house) “Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”

submitted 24 days ago • 131 comments

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

submitted 25 days ago • 208 comments

People don't listen to music while staring at a trippy visualization of it on Windows Media Player anymore and that's why society is crumbling beneath our feet.

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

call your senator

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

Will the ball spin in the opposite direction?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 26 days ago • 215 comments

BREAKING: Employees at Tim Horton's locations across the US have been ordered to spit in everyone's coffee starting Tuesday

submitted 26 days ago • 64 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 26 days ago • 83 comments

Right-wing grifters basically depend on their viewers to have the disposable income to buy their merch and use their sponsor deals and if this thing drags on a lot of that is gonna vanish.

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

I feel like blue sky people are getting a little more chill because i did a post about how i like to listen to music and only a couple people were offended by it

submitted 26 days ago • 67 comments

Gotta love the ‘Democracy Is On The Ballot’ to ‘We Can Find Bipartisan Common Ground’ pipeline. Incredibly efficient.

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate

submitted 26 days ago • 22 comments

The eyewitness has a crisp Saquon Super Bowl jersey on. I can’t even anymore.

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

It's despicable the way Democrats are saying Trump firing the head of the FAA could have contributed to yesterday's tragic plane crash. But it's fair to ask if the crash might have been caused by DEI.

submitted 28 days ago • 42 comments

Thank God we don't have Pete Buttigieg there anymore being all helpful and shit.

submitted 28 days ago • 52 comments

Murdered that dusty Obama-era relic 💅🏻

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

#gobirds

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re in line to climb a grease pole, stay in line

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

Ahh, a fresh round of “the Democrats cannot fail, they can only be failed” just broke out. Gotta find the nearest volcano and throw my phone in.

submitted 32 days ago • 31 comments

You're the House minority leader. Your job is to stymie the garbage agenda of the very human dipshit who's actually in charge. Get your act together.

submitted 32 days ago • 155 comments

It’s just too hard to decide which shirt to wear for the Eagles game

submitted 32 days ago • 20 comments

I love my country Philadelphia

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submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 35 days ago • 132 comments

Makes perfect sense to discontinue medical research right after a global pandemic that killed millions. This is the kind of strategic thinking we need!

submitted 35 days ago • 598 comments

Crazy how @cbs58.bsky.social seems to be totally cool with nazi salutes 🤷‍♂️

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people shocked that there's not consensus over the salute must not know that this is what racism usually feels like

submitted 37 days ago • 47 comments

told my gf about wapo's insane 200 million paid subscriber goal and she just rolled her eyes and said "they're going to bundle it as part of a prime subscription and then say they reached the goal" and im honestly mad i didnt think of that move

submitted 36 days ago • 38 comments

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???

submitted 36 days ago • 52 comments