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We have to keep the microwave clean because the toddler randomly insists on her @warmiesofficial.bsky.social bunny being "hot." Today: It needed to be warm after nap time.

The toddler has a little black and white soccer ball. Today, she was asking me for the "moo ball." It took me a second to realize her toy cows are black and white, like the ball. A moo ball makes sense now.

My heart aches for the parents who lost their children last night in the plane crash. Hug your loved ones. The world is messy. Hold on to love.

These women didn’t sit down, stay quiet, or ask for permission—they broke the rules and changed the world. Role models. We should add Bishop Mariann Budde to the list.

Got laid off yesterday. I don't know how to be a full-time mom now. Not sure what hurts worse: not providing for my family, or feeling like a bad mom. I'm a mess. Corporate "restructuring" sucks. #2025 #Motherhood

Had to tell the toddler we don't lick floors today. She didn't even offer to mop afterward.

When I was a kid, my mom moved the clocks ahead two hours on New Years Eve. So at "midnight," we were actually going to bed at 10. She's an evil genius. We'll have to hide smart devices when the toddler can tell time.

We were trying to get the toddler to say please tonight, and she's now going, "puh. Puh. *blow a raspberry.* Puh. Puh." 🤷‍♀️

The sobs of a toddler who had a nightmare are an effective alarm. Just at the wrong time. Yet those sleepy, sad snuggles after a rescue make time irrelevant.

Today's tantrum: Toddler wasn't allowed two forks at dinner. Devastated.

My 18 month old says "uh oh" after dropping stuff amd calls birds "bubs:. Birds sitting on the ground are "uh oh bubs."