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lollygagging.bsky.social
Predominantly hostile and suspicious. A truly terrible lover. Tastes like strawberries.
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holey water? no you must mean melted cheese

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

🎶 I don't wanna rock, DJ🎵

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Seriously though, how do people have the energy? One tweet a week is PLENTY.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Is it really “important information” about your terms and conditions though?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck off podcasts. Radio 4 did it first. Radio 4 does it best.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

no disrespect to my followers but i refuse to believe any of you are real. i say this with love.

submitted 49 days ago • 100 comments

No one wants to hear about your holiday in Japan.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Feel dreadful even though I was designated driver last night. Can you get a hangover just from socialising?

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Oh shit. Merry Christmas for yesterday. Sorry, forgot x

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out I live in a magical place where cheese singles can actually go off, who knew

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh it’s 5.25pm on Christmas party day and particulate matter levels of Miss Dior in the office are verging on dangerous

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Thank fuck where do I sign up

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

NO MORE STARTER PACKS NOW THX THATS ENOUGH

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

For those folks who have joined recently, a few tips that may make your experience here more enjoyable.

submitted 111 days ago • 305 comments

Nail glue leaked through my pocket and my tights are now welded onto my skirt, how’s your day going

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Without thinking, reskeet with the first Simpsons quote that comes into your head.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Best thing about blue sky is the commonplace use of alt text. Helps me get about 80% of visual gags that would otherwise fly over my head.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Starting to suspect that the “revolution” isn’t going to be what the tech bros THINK it’s going to be.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 118 days ago • 10 comments

Once again I fear my mistake here has been misplaced faith in humanity

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe, I dunno. Maybe now’s the time to get into garishly coloured leggings. Could be.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

How many parsnips is this though

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Hi everyone! 👋 New to the server so I'm sorry if this gets asked a lot, but what is the truth behind the strange circumstances of my parents' tragic death? 🤔

submitted 144 days ago • 8 comments

me: im a private chef date: oh? what kinds of things do you cook me: [eyes narrow] wouldn't you like to know

submitted 148 days ago • 4 comments

Picking bits of grey donner meat out of the kitchen plug hole. Love when Mr S rinses his plates, he is very modern and definitely a net benefit within the domestic order of Spoonpoodle Towers 😍

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

For low-maintenance landscaping you really can’t beat closing the curtains and never going outside.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of year again. CUT THOSE VENT STITCHES PEOPLE! Don’t make me do it for you.

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

Think a paper tiger is harmless? Here, have a paper cut.

submitted 155 days ago • 3 comments

Just checking on my investments. *seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is fun ha ha but um has anyone tried to leave? Or even seen an exit ha ha

submitted 157 days ago • 49 comments

“Share” box 🤨

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Why does my hair always look shit and everyone else’s look fabulous what the hell is this absolute BS

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating/being married to you?

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Them: if you could be any animal wha- Me: rotisserie chicken

submitted 164 days ago • 35 comments

Sorry I’m late although I didn’t want to come at all so you should probably thank me

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Quite pleasing symmetry on this one. Wordle 1,191 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Fabric belts can fuck off. Fuck off fabric belts!

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh. Extra curricular activity Saturday. Just another decade of this BS.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

“Who’s the new guy?” “We’ll explain later.” “But-“ “Just look at the camera, Steve.”

submitted 167 days ago • 4 comments

Never been bothered about tattoos but if I had to get one I think I’d probably get the words “FFS, NOW WHAT?” across my forehead

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Smug early adopter definitely not the look

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Bobbie Picketts Monster Mash is currently our Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments