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Also I cannot wait to see Dave’s sister because that relationship seems creepy as hell already #LoveIsBlind

Dave’s hang up over some dude Lauren dated for two seconds before the show is fucking weird. He’s definitely just making up issues because he doesn’t want to do this. Oh Lauren this is not gonna be the last time this man has you crying #LoveIsBlind

Omg someone get crazy ass Madison in here so she can stir some shit up. I’m so bored #LoveIsBlind

Absolutely no one: Dave: HAVE YOU GUYS HAD SEX YET #LoveIsBlind

Oof I’m starting to see why they spent 6 episodes in the pods. These convos are putting me to sleep #LoveIsBlind

My face watching each couple interact #LoveIsBlind

This is the most awkward season ever. Every conversation is boring af but also makes me feel uneasy #LoveIsBlind

Devin looks like a character Keegan Michael Key would play (derogatory) #LoveIsBlind

To be fair Daniel looks like 20 of the men I see just walking around at Ralph’s. It was probably some other nondescript white man that followed her on insta #LoveIsBlind

Ikea not having a thing to say back to Emem because he’s actually but intelligent at all makes me so happy. Just sat there tearing up looking like Arthur. I have to laugh #MAFSChicago

Emem: I wish you the worst. Pastor Cal: 😧 Dr. Pia: 😑 Dr. Pepper: 😏 Dr. Pepper was here for that read from Emem cuz she never liked Ikea and I love her for that #MAFSChicago

Allen channeling Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale right now lighting shit on fire is so funny and so very me #MAFSChicago

Damn not the side by side of David and Madison coming home at the same time #MAFSChicago

Also I love the way Karla communicates. It’s kind but firm. Juan needs to make a move because she is absolutely wife material #MAFSChicago

I don’t know what’s going on but being cheated on looks good on Allen. This man is looking kinda sexy lately lol #MAFSChicago

I am nervous for Lauren. She’s about to be in the fucking trenches with this man #LoveIsBlind

The George Floyd / Black Lives Matter convo solidified Sara as my favorite white girl in the pods #LoveIsBlind

Just blocked someone cuz they said they hated Wind Beneath My Wings

Madison be stressing this short king out with all the trauma dumping 😂 #LoveIsBlind

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 2. Scream (1996) 3. Rosemary’s Baby 4. The Evil Dead (1981) 5. The Thing 6. Poltergeist 7. Train to Busan 8. The Conjuring 9. I Know What You Did Last Summer 10. The Birds

I’m so curious to see which woman’s life Dave is going to ruin #LoveIsBlind

The first couple to get engaged make me uncomfy. Everything about them makes me cringe #LoveIsBlind

How am I still not done with episode 2 of Love Is Blind? I swear I’ve been watching for 4 hours

Meg is giving me major Jo from Pump Rules vibes #LoveIsBlind

Ok at first I felt like Molly was being too chill about Dave’s cheating but she a cheater too so yeah he may as well just propose to her now lol #LoveIsBlind

I cannot get over Lauren telling Dave that he has to make a new sex playlist for her and then said “I like Cat Stevens” like I don’t know if I have ever felt like fucking during Moonshadow but go off I guess #LoveIsBlind

I would not be able to take this girl seriously with her voice gone like that. She sounds like EG Daily voicing a Rugrat #LoveIsBlind

I know we’re supposed to be paying attention to what’s happening. But, man, it really sucks and I extremely don’t want to.

Dave’s eyes lighting up when Molly said she is fine with anything in the bedroom #LoveIsBlind

Meg is so incredibly annoying lol. First mentioning Joe Rogan and then being a weird conspiracy theorist. That conversation took years off my life #LoveIsBlind

There’s something about Mason that I immediately dislike. I don’t know what it is #LoveIsBlind

I would like to know what Mason is a cinematographer for in Minnesota. St. Paul pork products? #LoveIsBlind

Dave talking about it’s always been about looks for him when he looks like the Michelin man #LoveIsBlind

First impression with Devin. I want to like him but I’m hesitant. He seems nice but I have learned to not trust the men on this show who seem nice lol #LoveIsBlind

Got a little drunk last night so I’m gonna restart Love Is Blind and get to live tweeting

Just had a Girl Scout look me dead in my soul in front of Ralph’s and say “we’re downstairs too you can’t escape us.” Like ok damn!