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🦌🌻🍊 || 🇫🇮 || He/They || Early 40s || Furry trash || ☕️🌱 || 🔞 NSFW +18 ONLY || Photos & Art 📸🖌️
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Worse, longer snout
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I've secretly held this opinion since forever, and this is the first time I see anyone actually put it into words. Yeah there's something extra jarring when the second or third installment of my favorite game turns out to be a completely different thing with different mechanics, theme and atmosphere
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They're gonna call again tomorrow and tell me I need to be replaced too with someone taller, younger and with a bigger dick, and I have to pay 120€ for it
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Oh dog those are some of the coziest of vibes <3 love the colors
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Just don't go cheat on me and cycle with someone else...
...just kidding you can even fuck their bike I'm just happy for you!
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Yeah bro having known you for some time this seems it might actually be 100% your thing, and I'm happy for you finding someone who matches your energy <3
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I'm contractually obliged to mention Scrub Daddy at least once a day or they'll send me to prison help me
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No need for that fancy vacation just look at the pizza box all day
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It's the artist's self portrait
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Also not trying to be mean I genuinely think it's kind of great
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Please no
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Yes we have fought in the same war
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I'm giving a finger here too, just to support you emotionally
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I get these too and Windows 11 doesn't even run on my hardware. Probably going to switch away from Windows this time
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Balanced, as it should be
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Yeah it's a pretty enjoyable place to ride through (apart from the cold)
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How do you know I didn't cycle for 3km!
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Good, you don't want for them to get crusty
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It's not too late for you, however, do not search for ied_1_2_01_04031.exe it is not worth it
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Tangentially related, but with the general enshittification of everything and the way the market incentives seem to align, it's almost certain that you'll eventually have to spend money on loot boxes to get access to primary colors in Photoshop
They will call them Creative Cloud Containers
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Someone wanted the simple and easy to use image editor to look more like Adobe Creative Cloud so they:
- Renamed it to make harder to understand what it does
- Piled a ton on shit on top of it
🎉 Congratulations! 🎉
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> Navigate to start image editing
> Clicking on the edit button downloads the actual-this-time-for-real installer for the editor
> Run the installer
> Click "Agree" trice on the license agreement because it keeps loading more of it
> Edit images
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HSL transcends time. It's our fault for not comprehending
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Brb gotta develop my date plates
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Everything's better with eye shadow, goats included
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I feel called out and I don't even have an espresso machine (yet)