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another one of these days curling up and quietly grumping

Fuck Harry Potter. Go watch Hilda

it really is that easy

Sylveon says! 💭💕 #sylveon #pokemon #fanart #art

Is there anything that gives a dopamine rush quite like your cat noticing you’re in the room and giving that little trill of excitement before running over for scratches?

Cat tax: The temptation is real…

Fuck Harry Potter Read Discworld

i will never apologize for a post

Jose Manuel Grandío braves below-zero temperatures to witness a stoat jumping high into the air above the snow. When he spotted this stoat jumping mid-air on the last day of his trip, he saw this as an ‘expression of exuberance’ as the small mammal hurled itself about in a fresh fall of snow.

Espeon using their psychic powers to bully Umbreon. Poor Umbreon. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) gonna finish this later on my PC. Day 2!

me 2day

IT DOESN'T MATTER. SHE MAKES MONEY off of it. Money she then uses to fund fascist causes. READ ANOTHER FUCKING BOOK

May I offer you an 🥚 in this trying time? #mayternity

Dear World, Don’t visit us unless you absolutely have to. This is a dreadful situation. We’re all embarrassed and disgusted. Sincerely, Decent Americans

Icy Hot! 🥵 #furry #furryartist #pokemon

thumps @ u for reasons

Do Lopunnies do the bunny thump thing?

I think most cat parents I know understand this, but it is absolutely a strange thing when you step back... The fact we all lovingly grouse about our furbabies being little dummy shitheads We love them for this; enjoy complaining about them to others (always with a grin and laugh)

just gonna upside-down flop and mad at the world for a little bit for daring to inconvenience me huff

fukin'............ bnuny

I'm going to also dip into a little extra grumpiness tonight to day that I am about ready to figure out a way to offer a bounty on someone being able to fix all my streaming stuff for me so it just works instead of me trying ye old duct-tape-and-tears method of making things function properly

i think about this dog constantly

trimmed cat clawbs for the first time with zero quick accidents cat was not a huge fan, but did enjoy the treats afterwards (only started getting fidgety when he heard the crunch of claw trimmers)

Yep, that psychic damage was not worth watching someone who really doesn't understand employment/contract law attempt to explain a union strike's details just assume that word/page count = valid criticism nice nice nice you definitely understand the meaning of boilerplate contract language yup

I just found the most amazing counter-argument for religious objections to transitioning.

lays on ur tablet/keyboard/phone and lets out the most theatrical despondent huff that u haven't given her a single one of those delicious-looking donuts

BREAKING NEWS: local orange catboy does the Cat Thing 🐱✨

umby has not been sleeping well as of late you could do your part in assisting by providing lap, belly, chest, or tail (a few other options may be available as well, please inquire within) apologies that bites have been less plentiful while sleebree persists careful approach still recommended

on this account we stan Oldbag this is not a joke

Max was turning the purrs up to 11 this morning.

thursday men

sketch for my buddy @snoistaken and her bf!!  💕✨ #furry #furryart