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The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong

first of two michaels taking notes, sweating profusely

mom the liberals are doing sinophobia again

school is better than posting because when i say dumb shit that’s wrong the profs still have to be nice to me

bookstore + book

pov: you’re a woman on a first date with me, a gold plated pig

Anyway, I watched Pierre Poilievre’s interview with Jordan Peterson so you don’t have to, and picked out some of the wildest parts so you know what the guy poised to be the next Prime Minister of Canada is actually saying.

ten tall cans and a bag ten tall cans and a bag

goals

every year my mom figures out my favourite takeout spot and gets me a christmas gift certificate. these places usually don’t have gift certificates so it’s always some handwritten amount on a business card or a scrap of receipt paper. it’s the most charming thing in the world and i cherish it.

I’ve got plenty of critiques of Jagmeet Singh’s leadership of the NDP, but the idea that it’s his fault Pierre Poilievre is about to become PM and not Justin Trudeau’s, as many Canadian progressives appear to think, is simply ludicrous.

bleak replies. stop engaging with arguments about “different ideas of evil”. some (lots of) people are just objectively wrong. right wingers by and large simply ignore or don’t understand systems, misrepresent facts, and have no grasp of reality. assuming they aren’t just lying (often).

first semester finished after almost 5 years away from school. turned in my last paper today. feels good to be away from ubc

there is no social contract anymore. only deprivation and enforcement.

every december my mom gets me a book-a-day advent calendar. this year is all westerns and we’re off to an amazing start

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

“small businesses” shitting on gig workers on instagram is such loser shit. i fucking hate this industry

making electronic price tags illegal would be more effective than a gst break and it wouldn’t starve public funds

Today’s warm-up ✍️

I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

still better than rupi kaur

When people think of Canada it’s usually Tim Hortons or Hockey but what they should really think of are things like this

hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.

In 2001: a space odyssey kubrick dared to ask what would happen if boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

!!! After flooding a 100 km valley of Treaty 8 territory to build the #SiteC dam, BC Hydro plans to give Indigenous names to the $16+bn dam & its newly created reservoir. “I find it extremely offensive" - West Moberly First Nations Chief Roland Willson thenarwhal.ca/site-c-dam-g... #bcpoli

ripley was a plainspoken expert with the best interest of her colleagues in mind trying to avert disaster….kamala is a rep for weyland-yutani

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