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longrules.bsky.social
Author of two books of poems, Nine Acres (Copper Canyon, 2011) and Long Rules (Backwaters, 2021), and a book of essays, Joy (or Something Darker but Like It): Poetry and Parenting (University of Michigan, 2024). Also a runner, musician and cocktail maker.
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Zelenskyy should host @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social . This week. A redo of the oval office insanity. He'd be amazing

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With all due respect, Congressman, he’s not trying to distract from anything here. He’s a grandiose pathological narcissist. A narcissistic sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A psychopath. A megalomaniac. This is what he thinks of himself. And what he wants others to think of him.

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"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

submitted 12 days ago • 79 comments

Cyberstuck

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Mexico should change the name to El Golfo del Pene Pequeno de Trump

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

You know if Musk wants to go to Mars so bad that seems like a great solution. Let's put him on a rocket tomorrow

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This is my dog, just sleeping in a birthday hat

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Ok, if we're on the Pequod at this point, is Musk Fedallah?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This is the best book of poems I've read in a while. @floodeditions.bsky.social never disappoints, I know, but this is special

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Que tengamos todos en este momento los huevos del presidente de Colombia.....

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Don't believe the BS you hear about how students aren't interested in the Humanities. They might think they aren't interested because everybody in their lives--parents, grandparents, the media--tells them the Humanities are "useless," but then they get their minds blown in their HUMA gen eds.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight's activities involved a rooster wrapping paper challenge

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

I think it is funny how Celsius people act like their temps are actually cold. Like, my dude, -11 is still above 10 F. Settle down

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